You have three wishes (page 7)

Mrs Smith

Hi Genie John

I wish you wouldn't ignore my first three wishes!

Here's a wish, how about the American Bar Association dissolve right on the day you take your bar exam, then you will know what it feels like to have the rug jeked out from under you, and maybe you can learn some empathy.

John Doe

Junction Guy, don't you think you're making a lot of assumptions about me with knowing virtually nothing?

John Doe

Hi Mrs. Smith. Sorry I missed them. Will respond later--got to get to class! ;-)

Junction-Guy

Reading your posts of late, you seem to be very uncaring and unempathetic towards people, if this is not the real you, then try putting yourself in someone elses shoes. If this is the "real" you, then my wish still stands.

jeanniebeanz

Okay, John. This is the real Genie and I'm pissed! (I know, I look happy but that is just so I do not scare the children)

You know full well that true Genie's have only three rules when it comes to wishes:

1.) You can't make people fall in love.

2.) You can't bring people back from the dead.

3.) You can't wish for more wishes.

Other than that, you are supposed to grant the wishes in the spirit in which they are requested and allow the wisher to bear the ramifications of their wishes. Since you have denied wishes, and sarcastically interpreted wishes in a way so as to confound the intention of the wishes, I have only one choice:

You are hereby disbarred from the Make A Wish Foundation and the Federation of Genies for the Betterment of Mankind.

Having thus been thusly dismissed from the Good Genie status, you are now an evil unemployed Genie and your student loans have been called in (we don't help bad Genies with educational expenses for obvious reasons). You are, however, entitled to file a claim with the Unemployment Office and although we will contest your benefits, the Office is likely to approve your benefits.

For all of you who have been wronged by this imposter, please fill out FGBM form #U812 and mail or fax to your nearest office for consideration of having the wish changed to it's original intention. Please note that if a death has occurred due to the skewed reasoning of the evil genie known as "John Doe" a.k.a. "Droopy Drawers" we will be unable to change this due to Genie Rule #2.

Sincerely,

He Who Must Be Obeyed

John Doe

Sorry jeanie. I never received a proper summons or notice of a hearing. You're violating my constitutional rights to due process. Your diatribe is therefore invalid and subject to reversal once I complete my appeal to the Judicial Society of Ethical Magic Admnisistration. ;-)

John Doe

I wish my daughter was well

What's her ailment?

I wish my family would open their eyes to JW bs

Give it time.

I wish I really looked like my avatar.

Who do you look like?

snowbird

1. You and Junction Guy "shake" hands and make up

2. You refrain from making references to RMO

3. Tou give Horrible Life her propers

Sylvia

Happy Harvester

you are now an evil unemployed Genie and your student loans have been called in

Alas! My last hopes for happiness have been dashed and I cannot make my third wish!

diatribe is therefore invalid and subject to reversal once I complete my appeal to the Judicial Society of Ethical Magic Admnisistration

Oh, thank goodness! Then I have a little more time to think about my third wish!

You have three wishes

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