that 1 wish "Can you get me laid by Rachel Raey?
You have three wishes
by John Doe 79 Replies latest jw friends
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John Doe
can I cancel my previous 4 wishes and just have 1?
Sure, why not. Actually, I'm tired of being a genie, and I need to do my homework and got to bed. So, I'm appointing you genie. You can grant wishes now. Ta ta.
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changeling
I'm with Stilla. You're a terrible genie!
changeling
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John Doe
I'm with Stilla. You're a terrible genie!
changeling
Why thank you. I think I'll grant you the last wish of tonight--Pinnochio's nose. Good night! Farewell! I'm here to say adeiu! To you, and you, and you and you and you.
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delilah
Hey! Genie!!!! You can't go to bed just yet. I haven't asked you for MY 3 wishes yet.
1.....can you wave your wand and make everyone forget about the nonsense that occurred here of late?!
2.....can you help ease all here who are really ill, let them have no pain, just smiles and laughter and to know real love and compassion amongst friends?!
3......and can you make sure I win the lottery on Wednesday night? I'd really like to visit my family in California ?!
that is all...you can rest on it if you need to, oh wise and wonderful genie of JWD...
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blueviceroy
This may sound a little wierd but I only have one wish.
I wish every person in the whole world , every person that ever will be, would understand the true nature of being human.,before they die.
Thats it ,
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delilah
kewl wish, Blueviceroy...I like it. Surely THAT can be arranged....well, I'd try to grant it....
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changeling
Did John Doe just quote form the Sound of MIsic???
changeling
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Junction-Guy
Just to clear things up, that 100 billion request was not a selfish one, I would invest that money and then divide the yearly interest with XJW's who have been harmed by the WT cult. Call it a victim compensation fund.
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Mrs Smith
I wish my daughter was well
I wish my family would open their eyes to JW bs
I wish I really looked like my avatar.