You have three wishes (page 3)

John Doe

Sorry stilla, I'm not prepared to give up my position in society just yet. ;-)

changeling

Dear genie:

Could you please:

1- pay my son's way through college

2- put my parents in a nice assisted living home (all expenses paid)

3-make my JW son in law disappear

Thank you ever so much,

changeling

stillajwexelder

you are not a very good genie are you?

John Doe

you are not a very good genie are you?

You try to wish for 4 things when I offered 3 and I'm no good? NO WISH FOR YOU!! he he he, I like this.

John Doe

Dear genie:
Could you please:
1- pay my son's way through college
2- put my parents in a nice assisted living home (all expenses paid)
3-make my JW son in law disappear
Thank you ever so much,
changeling

1)I'll pay his way through the front door and around the courtyard. That's far enough "through" school. Wish granted!

2)I'll arrange for you to take care of your parents, knowing you want to assist them. And, since I know you wouldn't charge your own parents, the b part of 2 is invalid. Wish granted!

3)Hiring a hit genie is a felony offense. To avoid prosecution, I'll pretend you asked for a box of Kleenexes. Wish granted!

mrsjones5

I can get you a new husband though, close enough? Hmmm No

2)I can get you the forms to feel out for change of address so you can move closer to your family. Make them move out here...it's cheaper

3) You are your sister's soul mate. I'll see that she finds you. Uh I don't want to do my sister...I want someone for her

John Doe

I can get you a new husband though, close enough? Hmmm No
2)I can get you the forms to feel out for change of address so you can move closer to your family. Make them move out here...it's cheaper
3) You are your sister's soul mate. I'll see that she finds you. Uh I don't want to do my sister

Please place all complaints in the proper recepticle--do your part, "pitch in" and all that.

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