You have three wishes

by John Doe 79 Replies latest jw friends

  • jeanniebeanz
    jeanniebeanz

    1) I wish that all humankind was of the same race. Don't care which existing race it is, just pick one variety of human and call it good.

    2) I wish that all humankind used the same language fluently.

    3) I wish that all humankind was united in the effort to eliminate illiteracy, class, disease, war, poverty and religion.

  • Dorktacular
    Dorktacular

    1. I wish I had an unlimited source of money.

    2. I wish I were the best looking person in the history of man.

    3. I wish I had unlimited power.

    That about covers all of the bases.

  • John Doe
    John Doe
    1) I wish that all humankind was of the same race. Don't care which existing race it is, just pick one variety of human and call it good.

    That sounds a little like Hilter's vision.

    2) I wish that all humankind used the same language fluently.

    Why? Do you wish everyone ate ham sandwiches for lunch every day?

    3) I wish that all humankind was united in the effort to eliminate illiteracy, class, disease, war, poverty and religion.

    How do you "cure" religion? I guess I don't understand the basis for your wishes.

  • John Doe
    John Doe
    1. I wish I had an unlimited source of money.

    You already do, you can work as much as you want.

    2. I wish I were the best looking person in the history of man.

    All right, I'll give you a really good telescope.

    3. I wish I had unlimited power.

    One bottomless can of pork'n beans coming up.

  • eclipse
    eclipse

    I wish I had the ability heal someone just by touching them

    I wish I could rescue the ones that are in distress.

    I wish I was taller without wearing shoes.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    I wish I had the ability heal someone just by touching them

    In certain ways, we all already have that ability.

    I wish I could rescue the ones that are in distress.

    Most people in distress must rescue themselves. None of us can make the connection between how we focus our energies and happines for someone else.

    I wish I was taller without wearing shoes.

    Would that make you feel important? I wouldn't mind being taller myself. I'm 5'7" ;-)

  • eclipse
    eclipse

    no, I have no desire to feel important,

    I just want to know what it's like to look like an adult and not like a kid.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Hey! Genie!!!! You can't go to bed just yet. I haven't asked you for MY 3 wishes yet.

    1.....can you wave your wand and make everyone forget about the nonsense that occurred here of late?!

    I certainly do have a "wand" that I can wave and make everyone forget what's happened, but I'm not ready to be banned again yet.

    2.....can you help ease all here who are really ill, let them have no pain, just smiles and laughter and to know real love and compassion amongst friends?!

    Are you talking about an orgy?

    3......and can you make sure I win the lottery on Wednesday night? I'd really like to visit my family in California ?!

    that is all...you can rest on it if you need to, oh wise and wonderful genie of JWD...

    Ha ha. Flattery will get you everywhere. Just choose numbers 11 10 19 78 7 and 13.

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    1. I wish to know your real name

    2. I wish to move deeper into the woods

    3. I wish my son-in-law would try to understand his son and my grandson

    Sylvia

  • John Doe
    John Doe
    1. I wish to know your real name

    My real name is Kiefer Sutherland.

    2. I wish to move deeper into the woods

    I'll send you some saplings.

    3. I wish my son-in-law would try to understand his son and my grandson

    Sylvia

    Can't help you there. ;-)

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