by John Doe 79 Replies latest jw friends
I wish that my husband was well
I wish that my family lived closer
I wish that my sister would find her soulmate
Josie
Ah geesh, I'd love to grant number 1) lady, but I'm fresh out of well wishes. I can get you a new husband though, close enough? 2)I can get you the forms to feel out for change of address so you can move closer to your family. Wish 2) granted. 3) You are your sister's soul mate. I'll see that she finds you. ;-)
Ok exjw, I can telpathically feel your wish is to have an email with nude pictures of a famous JWD male celebrity. Wish granted.
That's scary!
Ha ha ha. Maybe I should go as a genie for Halloween, huh. ;-)
just as long as you don't go as a nude famous JWD male celebrity :-o
just as long as you don't go as a nude famous JWD male celebrity :-o
I already did that at Changeling's party, so I've got to get new material. What are your wishes?
That's scary!
Well, I don't have your email address, and he's not a jwd celebrity. Close enough?
I only need 1 wish - that I had the power of God
I only need 1 wish - that I had the power of God
Well, that's pretty damned selfish, but you did make me laugh. But, I'm going to use my discretionary wand here and not grant you the power of God, since I don't want any competition. I'll grant you the power of Satan. Fair enough?
1. 100 billion dollars
2. The complete bankruptcy and destruction of the JW cult within one year.
3. Health/Happiness
1. 100 billion dollars
2. The complete bankruptcy and destruction of the JW cult within one year.
3. Health/Happiness
1)no. 2) Let me think. Hmmmmmm, uhhhhhmmmm no! (without stupid people, there are no smart ones right? Without freedom of choice, we are systematic robots.) 3) I hear that jerking off is good for your health, so I'll kill two birds with one stone. I'm sending you a lifetime subscription to playboy. Wish 3) granted! ;-)
all right then
1) that I was the richest man in the world
2) That I was the wisest man in the world
3) That I was the most powerful man in the world
