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I'm Screwed Up, You're Screwed Up
by Farkel 156 Replies latest jw friends
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Bgurltryal
mmmmmm..hot dogs
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Julie
So tell me Teejay,
How many years of dancing lessons did you actually take. You're almost good at it.
How I pity you, you think because I prefer someone who is plain spoken (and may occasionally swear) to a slimey, garbage spewing slickster (you know the kind who often call their nasty comments and baseless assumptions "rhetorical") I have a problem? Man, you need to get out of the hood more often and talk to someone who has graduated to "ask".
What a sad little man you are.
Julie
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Farkel
teejay,
: It’s just that thanks to “mother” (aka the WtB&TS), I’ve learned to recognize bullshit when I see it, and farkel is full of bullshit. At least I think so, until I see otherwise.
Yep. You're right: I'm full of bullshit. You nailed me. Big time. I'm a liar and a manipulator and a total jerk. My father, Duane Floyd Checketts never died. I lied about that. He is alive and well. I never carried his ashes to his grave site. No, those were the ashes of someone else.
My mother, Bette Lou Checketts never disowned me, because I asked her to simply quit abusing after a full fifty years of horrific mental abuse. I lied about that, too. I'm full of bullshit. All those people I've e-mailed and talked to on the phone and met over the years were all made up! I lied about them, too.
I'm full of bullshit.
I never helped anyone with my research, humor and sarcasm, and no one has stepped forward to thank me for any of that. It's because I'm full of bullshit, and I humbly admit it.
I'm glad you've exposed me for what I really am, teejay, since I know you are a much more compassionate person than I, and with such compassion, you are far more capable of helping others than I've been able to do. You certainly have all the skills and talent and lack of bullshit to do so.
After all, I'm just full of bullshit. Carry on, big guy. Help those people with your insight, compassion and selflessness. I could never walk in your big shoes, since I'm full of bullshit.
Farkel
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teejay
Hello, Julie,
How many years of dancing lessons did you actually take. You're almost good at it.
I've never taken lessons. But thanks for answering my post point-by-point, as I did yours.
How I pity you.
Well... I DON'T pity you. You are exactly where you're supposed to be.
you think because I prefer someone who is plain spoken (and may occasionally swear) to a slimey, garbage spewing slickster (you know the kind who often call their nasty comments and baseless assumptions "rhetorical") I have a problem?
No. I never said you had a problem. The words "you" and "problem" didn't exit my mouth, but perhaps they should have. What I said was, "I don't hold the ?Very High Moral Ground? and never said I did...
What I said was, "I?ve learned to recognize bullshit when I see it, and farkel is full of bullshit...
What I said was, "You are the first person in memory to down me for not using swear words...
What I said was, "It?s nice to know that you will take a forthright cusser to one who refrains. Reminds me of someone else here who likes the ?down and dirty? approach. To each his own...
What I said was, "Excuse me for not following the crowd, Julie, and falling over myself with praise for a single post of his recommending tolerance when he is the last to have shown anyone any..."
As I said to you previously, you need a refresher course in reading comprehension.
Man, you need to get out of the hood more often and talk to someone who has graduated to "ask".
Nah. If what I see around here, present company included, is representative of what I might expect to see outside of the hood, well... I prefer the hood. Thanks.
What a sad little man you are.
To the contrary!! I'm not sad. As for the "little," too bad but you'll never know how wrong you are!!
tj
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"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity." -- Frank Leahy -
AGuest
May you all have peace...
Well! I have gone from thinking... "hmmmmm"... to elation... to confusion... to sadness... to joy... to... well... now... SIGH!
Doug... I 'hear' you... as I told you before that I 'heard' you. In your silence. Long before now. We're 'cool', my friend. Truly. To time indefinite. I understood then... and I understand now. Please know, though, that I cannot take 'credit' for any 'good' someone has chosen to do toward you. While I may have mentioned something, I cannot at all say to whom... or what, if anything, they chose to do about it. If there is 'thanks' to be given then, give it to the one who has lovingly sent you a 'gift' of goodwill... and to my Father and my Lord. Please.
Teej and DBearMan... you are my 'bros, dear ones, also to time indefinite. I WILL remember you before my Father. Please know that I 'hear' you, as well. Always. Even if you don't always 'hear' me. But here this, please, and please know... that some people DO change... and, well, we just have to take their word for it. LOVE dictates that, for it is what we wish 'men to do to [us]', take our word when we attempt it sincerely. Yes? If we have the love FOR them that we wish FROM them, that's all that matters, truly. Yes?
If it's true, we WILL 'see' it. If not, and we don't... so what? Doesn't matter, really, does it? Will someone else's changing... or not changing... add... or take away... ONE cubit from OUR life span? Not really. We just have to know that some folks have a bit more difficult 'time'... ummmm... 'adjusting'... and 'growing'... in love. And that's quite understandable because MOST of us... were not TAUGHT love... but, rather, hatred. Yes? We were being, then, what we were taught to be. But hopefully, we will ALL come to see the need to 'change'.
For those of us who know love, though, OUR job is to HELP them adjust to a heart of love... and make whatever adjustment they are going through... a bit easier. "It ain't easy being cheesy". If we doubt them, or challenge them, don't we risk forcing them to conclude 'what the hell, why even try'? Is that what we should want? I, for one, do not want any to feel that way, but to feel FREE... to express whatever they wish: joy, sorrow, regret... and change of heart... in comfort... and safety. I wish to pose NO 'threat' and no 'danger' to anyone's desire to speak from the abundance of their heart. For I would HOPE... that they will ALWAYS permit me the same 'freedom'. Some, my dear one, just don't know how to manifest love outright... but... when they at least try... we HAVE to give them a break. And we HAVE to accept it... without judging their motive. For that is what we wish them to do for us. Yes? Yes. I think you 'hear' me on this. I hope you do.
UB, cheers! I guess. I don't know... are we still 'married'? Just askin...
Tina and Waiting... please... two ladies with minds such as yours shouldn't allow yourselves to hurry to offend... or BE offended. For the taking of offense is what lies with the stupid ones. And NEITHER of you ladies are stupid, by ANY means. I have nothing but love for you... and only wish to help you see the futility of your 'interchange'. As Doug said, 'please... don't'.
And SIGH!... Miss Julie... I have just given a quite boring oration about people's ability to change, and I mean that to include ALL people. Everybody. Including you. Yet I wonder: will you yet attempt to prove me wrong? You only need continue in your present course of self-assumption... and you just might 'win' this one. But I hope not. Truly and sincerely, I hope not. For again, absolutely nothing... would be gained.
Again, I bid you all peace, and I am... to time indefinite...
YOUR servant, and a slave of Christ,
SJ
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unclebruce
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! LORD SAVE OUR BUNS!!! Matriach Shelby's materialised to dispence laughing kindness .. on a stick!
How ya going wise woman, care for a cat on a roll?
unc, with no taste for arguing (must be the busllsh*t sandwiches I ate earlier)
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teejay
Oh my goodness, Farkel. Just when your first load was starting to dry up, you came and laid some more. You make this easy, ya know it? Not as easy as Julie or JanH, but still pretty easy.
Yep. You're right: I'm full of bullshit. You nailed me. Big time. I'm a liar and a manipulator and a total jerk. My father never died... My mother never disowned me...
UncleB had you pegged pretty good, but imo the money you've paid for violin lessons haven't paid off cause all I hear is a lot of screeching. The noise is KILLING me!
My god, man!!! Who said anything about your personal life? Would ja tell me that? The bullshit I see, smell, hear, feel coming from you can be found, in its entirety, in the initial post of this thread. All any objective person needs to know is read that.
You have been mean, mean, mean... ugly, ugly, ugly... FOR MONTHS. Then in some euphoric fit, you have a vision, come to your senses, hell, I don't know... come to realize that, "hey, you know, maybe we (not Farkel, but "we") should treat each other better here on the board --our family."
Excuse me, but I'm thinking, "this guy is out of his fuckin' mind. He really *IS* fucked up." That's why I said what I said at the very beginning. "yes, f-man, you ARE screwed up." Only speak for yourself. (thanks, was)
I'm glad you've exposed me for what I really am, teejay, since I know you are a much more compassionate person than I, and with such compassion, you are far more capable of helping others than I've been able to do. You certainly have all the skills and talent and lack of bullshit to do so.
After all, I'm just full of bullshit. Carry on, big guy. Help those people with your insight, compassion and selflessness. I could never walk in your big shoes, since I'm full of bullshit.
Some doo doo is stinkier than other doo doo, but this doo doo right here is some really, really stinky doo doo, I must tell you, Farkel. What you been eatin', big guy?
You will probably never know this, but in a contest of "Who's the biggest Jerk?", I would beat you like a rag doll. It would be no contest. Folks would come from around the corner to call it off, the contest would be so lopsided. The difference between me and you, though, is that I leave my jerkness at the front door of JW.com when I come in. You haven't figured that out. You bring your piddlin' lil' assholeness right on in, offending whoever, whenever.
Then... THEN you have the unmitigated gall (I always liked that phrase!) to post some bullshit like you've been the paragon of tolerance and mild manners all along and expect everyone to fall at your feet for such a wonderful idea... an idea I've been trying to champion to you and your foul-mouthed buddies since I got here.
I'm not surprised but sure enough, many came toddling on by, slapping you on the back... "well said, Farkel." "nice post, Farkel." My god.
EVIDENCE, my man. One post does not a reformed personality make. Sorry.tj ? wishing Farkel would put that screechy violin down!!! Sheeesh!! The noise is killing me.
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teejay
What's up, my Sister Shelby!!?
I understand whatcha said. I think. Made my head hurt, though.
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Yo, Unk!!
You mean you don't like bullshit sandwiches? Too bad. Me neither.
Btw, I looked for your state on the net last night. Saw some pics of your part of the world. Very pretty. Must be springtime there? Lucky you.
the best to the both of you,
tj