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MsMcDucket

I have told this one before, anyway:

A newlywed couple are in the throws of passion and are about to make love. The man asks: "Am I your first one?" The woman responds: "Why does everybody ask me that?"

primitivegenius

why do they build kingdom halls with no windows?

to keep god out

this priest and a rabbi get into a car accident and it was a minor thing so they get out and start talking about their jobs and how much they had in common. so the rabbi says hey....... since were gonna be here a while........ why dont i break out a bottle of sacrimental wine............. so he opens it and hands it to the priest........... the priest takes a long drink and hands it back....... the rabbi puts the cap back on and sits it down............... the priest says........... arent you gonna take a drink????

the rabbi says............ i think ill wait until after the police show up

sir82

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, you've gotta help me, I think I'm a moth."

The doctor says, "Well, that's very interesting, but I'm just a general practitioner. You probably need to see the psychiatrist, 3 doors down."

The man says, "Yeah, I was going to see him, but I noticed your light was on."

Priest73

Jehovah's Witness Virus: Deletes all but 144000 select files.
Jehovah's Witness-Unitarian Virus: Opens up a lot of windows, but for no apparent reason.
Jehovah's Witness Virus: Keeps banging the head in your hard drive!

Priest73

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an agnostic?
Someone who goes door to door for no apparent reason.

Priest73

The Jehovah's Witnesses sex scandal started its first day in court today.
When they knocked on the door of the courthouse, nobody answered the door.
- David Letterman

Priest73

I learned something the other day.
I learned the Jehovah's Witnesses do not celebrate Halloween.
I guess they don't like strangers going up to their door and annoying them.
- Bruce Clark

Priest73

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to change a light bulb?
Twelve. They all live in Brooklyn, and they have to keep changing it every day for "new light."

Bourne

PLEASE! DON'T DO CRACK!!!!!!!!!

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