I rarely wear a mini skirt my my motor bike...but thanks for the advice.
Share your favorite silly/stoopid joke...
by Priest73 155 Replies latest social humour
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Abandoned
and ladies, don't feel like you have to take the advice on no miniskirts. It's pretty much a conscious decision....
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DanTheMan
Guy walks into a bar, he's got a steering wheel coming out of his fly. Bartender says "hey did you know you have a steering wheel coming out of your fly?" Guy says "yeah, and it's driving me nuts!"
(btw, i loved the bananas joke from page 1)
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Priest73
did you mean conscience?
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MsMcDucket
Talk about *showing your azz*!
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Abandoned
did you mean conscience?
umm, actually I didn't.... This is the joke thread right?
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Priest73
I'm kidding dude, you know I love you.
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Abandoned
I'm kidding dude, you know I love you.
Ooooh, a priest just told me he loves me. You're not going to make me an altar boy are you?
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Priest73
two snickers and a coke. that should keep your mouth shut.
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Sad emo
What do you get if you cross a dyslexic agnostic with an insomniac?
Someone who lies awake all night wondering whether there really is a dog...