Santa & Kids - To Lie or Not To Lie?

by sweet pea 139 Replies latest jw friends

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    A lawyer, are you kidding? I can't stand lawyers.

  • sweetstuff
    sweetstuff
    A lawyer, are you kidding? I can't stand lawyers.

    Me neither. Scum sucking robbers, the lot of em.

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    Wow! Sweet Pea, you done good! 7 pages!

  • besty
    besty

    Nobody has even played the Nazi card yet.....wow

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    John Doe was a Nazi!

  • sweet pea
    sweet pea

    I'm amazed! Long way to go 'til I beat Renaii's record mind you.........

    Keep em coming! I love hearing all your experiences and your children's comments - they are priceless.

    It does seem such a short time that they are children, innocent and full of wonder - basically 2-6? 4 years and then it's gone forever, I could almost cry......

  • ninja
    ninja

    sweepy.....dontcha know santa is an anagram of......A. Ants......do you want your kids to "worship" adam and the ants?.....Image and video hosting by TinyPic

  • Witness 007
    Witness 007

    The hell with Santa tell then you bought the presents..why give him credit......and don't let them believe in imaginary characters like Santa the Easter Bunny and God...

  • momzcrazy
    momzcrazy
    Lying to your spouse about cheating on them doesn't put you into therapy either.

    Yes it does, every Wednesday at 6.

  • LovesDubs
    LovesDubs

    And God is an anagram of Dog...so God is a Dog? LOLOL

    Boy the shyte people hang their hats on to "prove" a point. There are different levels of lies...

    Lie: "Johnny! You ate all your potatoes! What a BIG BOY you are!" (Johnny is 2 and anything BUT big.)

    Lie: "Honey you look so handsome in that suit!" (Honey has gained 25 pounds in his gut and doesnt look at all handsome in that out of date suit)

    Lie: "I didnt have sexual relations with that woman." (Clintons definition of BJs and cigar fornication)

    Lie: "Santa Clause is a made up EVIL incarnation of a commercial, unChristian celebration of a pagan holiday and belief in him will send you into therapy and eventually to disfellowshipping, or hell if you dare believe he exists." (Said by all individuals who are miserable and want you to be miserable too)

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