A lawyer, are you kidding? I can't stand lawyers.
Santa & Kids - To Lie or Not To Lie?
by sweet pea 139 Replies latest jw friends
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sweetstuff
A lawyer, are you kidding? I can't stand lawyers.
Me neither. Scum sucking robbers, the lot of em.
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beksbks
Wow! Sweet Pea, you done good! 7 pages!
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besty
Nobody has even played the Nazi card yet.....wow
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beksbks
John Doe was a Nazi!
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sweet pea
I'm amazed! Long way to go 'til I beat Renaii's record mind you.........
Keep em coming! I love hearing all your experiences and your children's comments - they are priceless.
It does seem such a short time that they are children, innocent and full of wonder - basically 2-6? 4 years and then it's gone forever, I could almost cry......
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Witness 007
The hell with Santa tell then you bought the presents..why give him credit......and don't let them believe in imaginary characters like Santa the Easter Bunny and God...
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momzcrazy
Lying to your spouse about cheating on them doesn't put you into therapy either.
Yes it does, every Wednesday at 6.
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LovesDubs
And God is an anagram of Dog...so God is a Dog? LOLOL
Boy the shyte people hang their hats on to "prove" a point. There are different levels of lies...
Lie: "Johnny! You ate all your potatoes! What a BIG BOY you are!" (Johnny is 2 and anything BUT big.)
Lie: "Honey you look so handsome in that suit!" (Honey has gained 25 pounds in his gut and doesnt look at all handsome in that out of date suit)
Lie: "I didnt have sexual relations with that woman." (Clintons definition of BJs and cigar fornication)
Lie: "Santa Clause is a made up EVIL incarnation of a commercial, unChristian celebration of a pagan holiday and belief in him will send you into therapy and eventually to disfellowshipping, or hell if you dare believe he exists." (Said by all individuals who are miserable and want you to be miserable too)