AlanF, Dannybear, misconceptions and humor

by seven006 77 Replies latest jw friends

  • seven006
    seven006

    This is the Internet, simply put, none of you know anymore about who the other really is or should judge them by the lack of emotional smiley faces in their sentence structure.

    First to Danny,

    We have spoken on the phone and exchanged a few emails and I consider you a good friend. You are much like Alan in many ways and in others very different. I'm not completely sure but I think that's called "individuality." We are all different in ways and in a common bond sense we are the same. I know for an absolute fact that if Alan, you, and I got together for a few cocktails away from this emotion filled discussion board you two would be the best of friends. I know this because I have shared a few drinks with mister butthead Alan and I consider him one of my closest friends.

    Sure he can be a prick, we all can. But you have absolutely no idea what he is going thorough in his life right now, I do. Does this give him an excuse to talk nasty to you? No, but personally knowing what he is going through I can understand why he says some of the things he says and why he is so defensive. You can't know what all he is doing and he can't tell you. When someone makes a comment about those who are doing things exJW-wise that can't openly be talked about it becomes frustrating to them because of their tireless work seems to be unnoticed and unappreciated. Alan has given up many hours with his family to help in these efforts and so have several others. When those who do this kind of work are even slightly attacked, they ban together and take out their frustration in the only way they feel they can. It's a very tough spot to be in.

    The next time you speak to someone about something you have learned on this board just remember that there are those who spent a lot of personal unpaid time gathering information so that you can state with certainty what you have learned. You should see Alan's library of old JW publications, it's enough to make you puke. He has spent thousands of dollars putting it together and it gives me the damn willies just looking at it. It's like being in a kingdom hall back library without the smell of baby poop and the feeling that you did something wrong. For all those who have done that work, I say thank you, I appreciate your work, well.....except Kent, I'll explain later.

    There are just a hand full of people doing the work to expose the bullshit religion that has brought us all together on this board. They don't get paid, they don't get reimbursed and they get very little recognition by most of us. All we see is their frustration. We see them as the elitist, the so called secret list. They like most of us are pissed off. The difference is, they are working tirelessly to try and bring the truth out. I fell bad a times that I don't do more, but as many have said, I'm not that angry anymore to care enough to do something about it. Iv moved past that in my life. Does that make me any better or worse, No. It's just where I am in my life. But I am still extremely grateful to know if I ever did need to discuss the JW crapola with any one I could easily benefit form the work of people Like Alan. Does that frustrate them, at times it does, but it is their choice just as it is mine not to join in and help. It's all about choices, level of commitment and sometimes purely being pissed off enough to act. No one is better for doing the work and no one is worse for not doing it, period!

    As far as you thinking that Alan has not done any of the things he claims to have done and continues to do, you are dead wrong my good friend. If you know him personally like I do, you would not only understand his abrasiveness a little more you'd down right love the guy. Yes, there is a little group of activist like Alan and Kent and a few others that spend endless time doing work that each and every one of us benefit from. Alan and Kent are good friends and work together on many projects. Personally I think Kent's a pig but I admire his work and applaud his efforts. I also know that if he and I ever got together we'd both end up on the floor laughing our asses off and I would have the honor of adding him to my "very good friend" list. Right now I am having more fun thinking of him as a pig. I care what he thinks of me as much as I care about what kind of thong underwear Jolebear wares. I like Jolebear for who he is, not what he chooses to do with his buttcheeks.

    Alan is a very intelligent and complicated person. He is also very loving and caring for his family and friends. It is hard to see that when he starts using some of the more colorful expletives that creep into his defensive posts. I consider this my fault. His wife Julie whom I love like a step sister has asked me on several occasions to try and teach Alan how to be cool. This is no easy task. The man wears a brown "T" shirt with green Bermuda shorts, short black socks with Berkenstocks, IN PUBLIC! Alan also is comically handicapped and it is my job to try and transfuse a respectable sense of humor into him. Again, he's a MIT graduate, do I need to explain?

    Alan and July spent 10 days at my house this past summer. TEN DAYS! That's only ten days I had to work with. That is not enough time to do much personality tweaking but between the four bottles of 18 year old scotch and having Wassasister try and convince us she knew how to mix drinks it was very hard to get his full attention. Alan and Julie know that I know how to hypnotize people. Julie wanted me to try and hypnotize Alan. Without going into a big long story I'll just say it was like trying to massage a 6 year old with a feather. The dumb ass couldn't stop laughing. I don't know how in the hell I am supposed to teach this guy how to develop a sense of humor when he is laughing all the time.

    I just want to say he takes his exJW work very serious. In his wife's point of view he takes it too serious. But I can tell you straight from the heart, it is because he cares about each and every one of us on this board. Whether he thinks we post fluff or not. He would be at the side of any of us with his intelligent brain and huge heart if anyone asked. He cannot go into all of the stuff he is doing exJW-wise on this board. But I can tell you, and I think you know me well enough to believe what I say, he is what he claims to be and he has done what he claims to have done. I'll stake our friendship one it and friendship is something I do not take lightly at all.

    Now Alan,

    Ya see, ya got your big ass berkenstock stuck in your butt again. UncleBruce was just trying to say "be nice" and don't sweat the small stuff in a very long drawn out way. Quit reading what the hell he wrote and start reading a little between the lines. I don't care about who said what to who and who is strong, weak, whiney or bold. So what if he likes to read the fluff posts, he's a damn Australia, they live for that shit. Prisca is a sweetheart wheather the borad braintrusts think so or not. If I had the choice of having brains or personality I'd take the personality in a second (lucky for me I have both). I personally like to read a lot of the more bullshit posts, in fact, I read more of them then the long drawn out bible scripture quoting kiss me jesus crap that many love to argue about. Does this make me a fluff or an unintelligent person? Well....you know better than that. Remember Bonzi Alan? I love to laugh, it's more fun then trying to be right or show how much you studied or how much you know in life. The most intelligent people don't need to try and prove it all the time. You can be the most intelligent person in the world and still be stuck in a wheelchair and not be able to speak. The key here is balance Bubba, be smart when you need to be and play when you need to play. Have some fun damn it!

    Your work is winding down. Learn how to have a little fun and enjoy the pleasure of getting to know some of the people you have helped. Just because they don't know you have helped them doesn't mean you need to call them names if they make a post that is made without the knowledge of what you have done. Quit being so damn sensitive. Let Kent take care of himself, pig's are very resilient animals and the man does have a sense of humor. Granted, it's a bit sick, but I like sick sometimes.

    Before you post something like you work for the NSA or FBI or HOOTERS, run it by me first. I'll tell you if it is funny and if someone without an electronic engineering masters degree from MIT will get it or not. Alan, I hate to tell ya pal but you don't know funny. We have talked about this, remember the beach house? How many times did I have to tell you, you weren't funny. I will teach you funny but you need to kill a few billion more brain cells before you get it. That is what the scotch is for bonehead. You need something like a breast reduction operation for your brain. Dannybear is one hell of a nice guy and you should be nice to him. I know the guy and he's pretty damn smart too. He has a wife like you.....well, no one is like Julie, but he has a nice wife. You guys could be great friends if you know a little more about him and he did the same for you. So both you guys, KNOCK IT OFF!

    Alan, if you read and commented a little more in some of the semi-fluff posts ie. Bonzi Alan people would realize how great of a person you are. You say you don't have the time, well, just like your wife keeps riding your ass about, "make the time." You have put in your time with the exJW stuff, you have made the world better from all your hard work, now take a damn vacation.

    Don't come back with any nasty words to me for jumping on your ass or I will tell the entire board about what you and Julie did on the third floor of the beach house. I swear to god I will, Libfermiltich and all, and then Julie will hate me and Rilla will hate you for making Julie hate me. Then we will really see who wears the green shorts in your house.

    Alan, say your sorry for being such a nasty ass to Danny.
    Danny if you want to understand the real Alan give me a call, you might want to retract what you said about the work he has done.You two are both great people, if you gave it a little chance you would both know that and reap the benefits from it.
    Make friends not enemas!

    And you wonder why I don't post much anymore.

    Here is a thought from favorite quote:

    "You can always judge the character of a person by they way they treat others who can do nothing for them at all".
    -Author unknown.

    Dave

  • think41self
    think41self

    Hi Seven,

    Nice to see you back, I was wondering how you are? How's the quitting smoking going?

    BTW, nice post. I will kiss both of them if that will help them kiss and make up

    think41self

    Holy Flying Screaming Buddha, Batman!

  • waiting
    waiting

    Nothing seems worth adding to your words.

    Thank you.

  • tyydyy
    tyydyy

    Great post Seven.

  • DannyBear
    DannyBear

    Dave,

    Anyone with a friend like you, can't be a real prick in the full sense of the word.

    Thanks for taking the time and patience to help me/us get a better understanding of the person AlanF.

    Well one thing for sure, if we got together over a bottle or two of scotch, we would either be laughing our asses off, or rolling on the floor in the mud & blood.

    All kidding aside Dave, what you have just written, gives me a whole new perspective toward Alan. My conclusion's were soley based on his presentations and responses in this pseudoworld(new word?) of the internet. Not a very good medium to make any kind of a fair evaluation, of anyone's real character, or personality. So, I must take your words very seriously...10 days in the same house?...good god man, I'd have a hard time with my own flesh and blood.

    Exposing the WTBS slimey history is indeed a nobel cause. I suggest that every former jw, or those considering a break from the cult, who gather's enough courage to post about the experience, is worthy of our respect and appreciation. Even those who seem to post only humorus 'fluff' do so with the same pain, suffering, anguish from the scar's of that incidious torture chamber in the 'Tower'. That similar background cannot be hidden, it only takes a few posts for someone to reveal if they really experienced jwdom or are in fact an imposter troll.

    This is why it is very hard for me to see anyone, abused by name calling, putdowns, character analysis, judged unworthy, or the tried and true, 'you need help'...'get some meds', that goes on around this den of suffering. We all are suffering or would not be here! Yet we turn on each other, shun one another, with more hate and vile talk, than I have ever witnessed in a real life conversation. Hell I have seen real fight's with fists and weapon's over far less provocation, than ever uttered here on a daily basis. The abuser's then expect the abused to remain calm, to take it on the chin, to consider the source.
    No won't do it in real life, nor will I here.

    The plain fact is Dave, the Watchtower elite taught us all about 'who is to be considered worthy'.....why of course it is those who spend the most time studying the bible and literature, those who devote their free time to door to door work, those who proudly display a library of all the publications.....sound familiar.

    Anyone like Alan, Kent who have chosen to do this thankless work, have done so of their own free will. None of us here should be made to feel guilt, anxiety, remorse for not following suit, or showing enough appreciation. We make life choices, if that is what Alan and Kent desire, so be it. But don't call me a dipfuck, for not clapping loud enough. This life is way to short, and for me shortened by some 30yrs of trying to live up to some bible thumping researcher, who spent their entire lives, 'trying to help' their brother's and sister's. So I say good for Alan, good for Kent, do what turns you on, but do not evaluate my worth, my very exsistance, by what you perceive I do or not do, for the cause.

    Sorry got sidetracked there for a second.

    Dave I will take to heart every word you wrote. I will now when responding to Alan, do so with a whole new picture in my mind. Iam glad to have a made a brief aquaintance with you, hope to stay in contact anytime.

    Alan should be very proud to have a friend who cares so much.

    Danny

  • hillary_step
    hillary_step

    Thank you Seven.

    Our digital relationships cannot be a substitute for person to person friendships. They can of course lead to wonderful and true inter-personal relationships but can also very easily lead to misconceptions and misunderstanding due to the fact that they are, by their very nature, a connection of words and word-images.

    I too have great respect for Dannybear and like yourself imagine that he and Alan might have much in common given the opportunity of a face-toface meeting. Though Alan and YK circle and bang heads like mountain goats occasionally, I am equally sure that they would enjoy each others company.

    We need to remind ourselves that this Board is not real life, and that in the long run carrying grudges from one post to the other has little to offer anybody, especially those who harbor them. Forgiveness is a far more beautiful an inclination than its counter-part.

    Once again thank you Seven - HS

    All men have their frailties; and whoever looks for a friend without imperfections, will never find what he seeks. We love ourselves notwithstanding our faults, and we ought to love our friends in like manner. - Cyrus

  • seven006
    seven006

    Dan,

    As I said, it's all about choice and were a person is in their time and place in life. I just couldn't see two people like you and Alan whom I both respect and like not having a better understanding of who each other were. My comments about Kent being a pig I hope was seen as being done in jest....mostly in jest....kind of in j....oh hell, I was just kidding.

    I know if we ever had the chance to do the scotch I'd end up on the floor first. Not that I'm a light weight but I like being on the floor. I was married before, sometimes it's the safest place to sleep.

    Your one of the good guys Dan, Alan will see that too if he gets to know you a little better. You both are the same age, so I understand your comment about life being too short. Neither one of you old farts have much time left.

    your pal,

    Dave

  • seven006
    seven006

    Thanks tyydyy, that was nice of you to say.

    Waiting, I don't think I have ever made such a long post, hell I couldn't even add to it. There simply isn't any room. Thanks.

    Think,

    I fell off the wagon but I am going to quit again. This being out of work stuff is driving me crazy. It seems like the whole state of Oregon has been laid off. I have a line on a damn good job and if I get it I'll quit smoking again. Thanks for your support woman!

    Dave

  • DannyBear
    DannyBear

    Dave,

    Smart ass! Yeah when it was the big four O (40) I ran the 'bay to breaker's' 7 mile race in San Fran. When it was the bigger fivo O (50) I tried to stay up all nite dancing, made it to 12:30 now in a couple of month's 54. What the hell, every year it gets a little harder to find something to prove...'I ain't that old'...lets see for my birthday this year I will, try and dress myself.

    OldBearFart

  • teejay
    teejay

    You people keep up this love-fest and I'm-a be blubbering like a little baby. Cut it out. Please.

    Where's the contention? The bad-mouthing? The name-calling? Bring it ON!! Just kidding. Mostly.

    Funny... this Internet thing. How it cloaks the real person. Rough exteriors translate better, I'll say that. Easier to be mean and offensive and argumentative. I wouldn't know about the latter... the argument part -- not ME -- but I've heard things... I've heard things.

    Nice post, Dave. Don't normally read long ones, but you spoke to my friend so I made an exception. Glad I did.

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