AlanF, Dannybear, misconceptions and humor (page 5)

VeniceIT

Well Dave if you need anyhelp with the pain aspect I'm sure there would be several here that would volunteer our help. Anything for art you know!

Ven

"Injustice will continue until those who are not affected by it are as outraged as those who are."

Ven, when you have spent as much time with a couple as I have with Alan and Julie you just hear things. I mean really hear things! I never pictured Alan as a god but.....shit, this is how I lost my last married friends. I really really really need to go to bed!

Dave

PS, Danny, I repeat, your a pig! Make sure and tell the wife I said hello. God knows she needs to hear something positive in her life. After all, she's married to a guy who calls himself Danny Bear. Where the hell is Joelbear when you need him. Damn it, I didn't mean it that way, oh shit, never mind.

DannyBear

Seven times Seven days= 4900days of famine, when Seven skinny cows eat Seven fat cows, and then Seven has relations with Potiphar's wife Seven times.

A little jw talk to keep in line with the masthead of this discussion board.

Now that over. My lady coined a new word for me, several year's ago in my prime time. I had made some seriously stupid, macho like observation about women or something...during a rather crowded forum of party goer's..she turned and gave me a glance similar to Ven's depicted picture and said 'listen you big PIGDOG'..that simply broke the mood and everyone was rolling on the floor. To this day whenevr I blow it, I resort to self deprication...'what am I honey' PIGDOG!

Ya just gotta love it...how do she know?

PigBear

DannyBear

ps. Go to bed. Thanks for turning this evening around, for me anyway. Had some laughs and couple of misty moments...without trying to arouse Joel..I like the misty one's better than than alternative.

Come back again soon Dave, we need you here.

Hope your Christmas is topped off with a new career!

Danny

seven006

Danny, now I know why I like you so much, it isn't you, it's your lovely wife. She knew you weren't only a pig, but a dog all rolled into one. Now, I'm convinced that your wife and Alan's wife would make great friends, just as you and he would be.

I have a new goal in life. My first is to get my son back and enjoy the last bit of time until he goes off on his own. The second is to get you, me, and Alan together. With friends like you two, there isn't much else to describe the beauty of life. Sleep well my friend.

Dave.

PS: How many scotches have you had? Iv had five, can ya tell? You know, it's the guy hugging thing, you can only do it if you've had a few to many or if your team has won the championship. We are all pigs!

Marilyn

Geez Dave there I was feeling all soppy about you, and Alan, and DB - and then you shoot your stupid mouth off and insult us wonderful Australians. We do not like soppy or was it fluffy posts!!!!!!!!!!

I agree with everything you said about Alan - but I think he is funny. Does that mean I have too many brain cells too? Don't answer that!

Marilyn

DannyBear

Dave,

I'll have you knowww Ive only had a couple, two or three. As long as I stay within the 'couple of' Iam just DannyBear, when the bottle is almost empty, look for PigDog. But Iam blessed to say, most of my PigDoggedness is centered around hugging anyone and everyone in sight.

The only exception to that rule is when Mr.Jose Curevo is visiting, on only the most holy of holy day's.....in other words at least two day's to recover from his bite. I love the liquid amber gold with a little worm floating, is fine with me. It is the only legal substance that I know of, that will carry you aloft, like some ancient Aztec King and then throw you down flat on your arse. So I can honestly say I have not visited Jose for some year's now. Wine and scotch will do fine thank you.

Jeez man I could of just answered you 4.

BearBuzzin

DannyBear

Marilyn,

You lovely vision of a woman! Thanks for bustin on this little party.

Iam tryin to learn how to love Alan, but it's hard for pigdog's like me. I just have to take lesson from my buddy Dave. He sure talks funny, but seems to make sense, somehow.

I love both you agnostic, non believing infedels, along with that other big hearted Ozzy Taoist UncleGallahman. Where is that cheeky man anyway?

Want something to drink, little girl? &8&*997&&77*(9)m you bastard, slapping myself, thankyou.

PlasteredBear

seven006

Marilyn,
My older but still captivatingly attractive friend from down under. How can you compare any man on a level of both intelligence and sense of humor when you are married to the man I not only consider my idol but a God in his own right? Simply stated, your main squeeze is my mentor, my idol, my god. Yes, at times I can be humorous (a thing I learned from surfing want ads for guys on the Internet, chicks like that it seems) but has a natural intellect ta'boot. (That means all the same in American.)

It is so good to hear from you! I'll bet you got a big kick out of reading the stuff about Julie and Abe. Remember the beach trip, ...of course you do that is where I met my hero, your husband. How is the old SOB? Is he still In Hong Kong? Shit, we need another damn wedding to all hook up again. It' as plain as hell it isn't going to be me, so maybe I should take this crush between Julie and Abe a little more seriously. Id love to see you and my lord again.
Please tell me he hears my prayers. I told Zeus to kiss my ass once I met David. I'm big into Greek Mythology so I hope he understand the sacrifice I made here. Are you still as hot of an older woman that you were? That was a stupid question, of course you are, why else would a God stay with you? I can be so stupid at times.

That does it, I have to find a way to send Abe off to Colorado to get the sole mate thing started. Imagine having Alan and Julie as inlaws........................................................................................(a few minutes have just past) I love Abe but......oh shit, ya only live once, let the sparks rekindle! Anything to get the wild bunch back together. You know I owe all that I am to your hubby. How is my.........I was drunk when I realized all this wasen't I?. Damn I need a life.

Well, what ever, big big hug you major babe. Tell my hero David I said hi. As they say in the old song, someday. We'll be together.

Your buddy and possibly illegitimate son,

Dave

PS, It's Abes 19th birthday today, send him a hello and I will pass it on. Can you believe that, the little kid is almost a man now. Damn, I just felt old. What the hell, I am old!

Marilyn

Danny, the best way to love Alan is to visit him. He is quite a guy. I didn't see the post where he shot his mouth off to you. Have just gone looking but no luck. It's impossible not to be in awe of Alan - his research is truly mind boggling. As you know, my SO has a Phd, and yet Alan's efforts make a Phd look like a walk in the park. Of course we won't go into whether it's really healthy to research the WTS. It could be for some??!!

When we stayed with Alan and Julie, Dave was with us some of the time. Couldn't get rid of him from his lovely sister's beach house where we were hauled up for a while. It is such a pity we don't live closer to to you guys - what a time we'd have. I have absolutely no doubt that you would love Alan in the flesh - I'm sure he's been offensive, but I'm equally sure it's surface stuff.

Wish I could join you in a drink!!! I'm off it. Life is hardly worth living these days! I think I preferred living under the threat of Armegeddon rather than the threat of the passage of time on our frail bodies.

love ya!
M.

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