AlanF, Dannybear, misconceptions and humor (page 4)

seven006

Andee,
I remember the days when I could use a comment like that to my advantage. I was such a pig, I'm paying for it now, sniff, sniff. Doesn't anyone feel sorry for me and want to give me a naked hug? ...I mean a hug?

D

DannyBear

Dave Bastard,

Prime Candidate alway's struck me as kind of like a side of beef. What's up with that?

Your primed for the job, but your not really Prime until you get the personnel officer's 'grape stained' signature on your ass? Once so stamped you are no longer a Prime Candidate your simply PRIME.

So go get PRIMED, so you can get the Prime office, with Oh so fine Prime secretary, and prime your salary up a notch or two while your at it, Oh Prmary One.

Get Primed you Bastard!

BearPumpAss

Ps if Alan doesn't show up soon, Iam turning my big primed BearAss to bed.

VeniceIT

no comment

"Injustice will continue until those who are not affected by it are as outraged as those who are."

DannyBear

Ven,

You leaving messages in code. Come on spill the bean's, what is on your mind?

Danny

bitter mango

dave, didn't read the posts ... just wanted to say it's good to see ya around :) hope you've been painting!!

seven006

Danny,
You are not only a bastard you are a pig! I knew there was a reason I liked you so much. Where the hell is Alan when I need him? There must be a discovery channel special on the velocity of variations of electromagnetic impulses on the gravitational forces of quantum physics in relation to the fermentation principals of 18 year old scotch. Either that or Julies (wife Julie not daughter Julie, I'll explain later) persuaded him to go to the movies and see something that takes absolutely no thinking what so ever. Don't get me wrong, Julie is smart as hell and I love her, but she knows how to make the man relax. I mean she really knows how to make the man relax! Damn, I need a life. Thinking about Alan's sex life has gotten me extremely depressed. Not that Julie.......shit, I need to go to bed!

Dave

DannyBear

Iam starting my third scotch, ever since you started talking about the stuff....

Maybe better if he doesn't show, Iam already saying something that Ven, decided to retract, I think.

Won't be the first or last time I say something bastardlike, will it?

God this Grant's is good!

DB

VeniceIT

Mind your own business Danny Bear

The fact that Dave even knows how umm relaxed Alan get's is disturbing.

ven

"Injustice will continue until those who are not affected by it are as outraged as those who are."

DannyBear

Yes Mame,

Your picture as sultry as it is, makes me think twice before I would ever call you a Bastard'ess. Although in every sense of the word it would be an endearing term.

Hey you never told me what you thought of my suggestions regarding your cosmetic line?????

BearBusiness

seven006

Mango,

You "way too young in any accepted reality love of my life" I am not painting. I am concentrating on getting a job so that Abe (my son) and I can get a place together again. Once that is accomplished I will get my paints and brushes together and stun the art world. You will be one of the first to see what I have come up with. Until then check out this 3d computer stuff I have just done http://sumagroup.com/3d As they say, you can never really be a great artist until you have experienced real pain. I'm working on that part right now and if I can stop laughing so much I just might get to that point. Depression is just another art form I haven't seemed to come to as of yet, but I'm trying. Look at my friends, if that isn't enough to be depressed about, what is?

Dave

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