Read Ecclesiastes. I like the writer's take on a lot of stuff.
I prefer the book of Duderonomy. The Dude abides.
Duderonomy 4:1
If you are a man of modest means and charisma and a rich, beautiful woman wants to have sex with you, don't question her motives until after the act is over.
Duderonomy 4:2
Avoid living in the past, even if memories can be beautiful and remind you of a time you once enjoyed.
Duderonomy 4:5
Take 'er easy for all the sinners of the world, dude. Abide. And amen.