To the Household of Dog

by AK - Jeff 117 Replies latest jw friends

  • VampireDCLXV
    VampireDCLXV

    A little mean spirited for my taste...

    V665

  • AK - Jeff
    AK - Jeff

    Peace to you also Ziddina. May your spirits be Vodka-ized this day.

    Jeff

  • AK - Jeff
    AK - Jeff

    Not really Vamp. Peace to you.

    This poster ignores me and has for years. I am among the 'unworthy heathen' to her I suppose.

    Besides, I really do worship AUHSEHAJ HAJAHCISIM

    Why not - it's a good as any other name someone might make up.

    Jeff

    Edited to add: Ok, I lied. He has not yet called me - but I know he will!

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    LOL!!@Ak-Jeff!!..

    I greet you with a HOLY PEACE.....Ak-Jeff

    You are so Pissed Off with Religion..

    Your Greeting is with a..

    Holy piece of Pipe!..

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    ........................ ...OUTLAW

  • ziddina
    ziddina

    [GREAT satire, Jeff! ]

    Zid - who agrees with Jeff_T.... Cats are the supreme beings, and the followers of the house of dogs are scurvey apostates!!!

    (Sheeba's going to be pissed at me about this comment... )

    Zid - again... (split the comment up...)

  • ziddina
    ziddina

    (Psssst!!!)

    (Hey!!! I just had an idea!!! We could have a contest - the poster who correctly spots the most references in AK-Jeff's post - like the "Smoke on the Water" song - gets to name AK's priesthood, or something like that... )

    (Zid )

  • ziddina
    ziddina

    We could play "Scrabble", with AK-Jeff's god's name...

    AUHSEHAJ HAJAHCISIM

    Hmmm......

    AUHE JAIM

    JAH HAS A SCHISM.... ???? rats.... Not enough "s's"...

    Zid

  • AK - Jeff
    AK - Jeff

    Greeting again, in peace, my fellow wanderers of the Night of the Dog! May AUHSEHAJ HAJAHCISIM bless you forever. Amen.

    It is not well known, especially among those inclined to worship 'Jesus', that Spirits, especially Vodka, can make one behave in a manner that is unpredictable and indeed, dear ones, might be actually interpreted as the Holy Word said ; "the rantings of a total loon in heat" [Somewhere in the Epistle of Pistle Himself].

    Still, we dare not, dear ones, allow those detractors to lead us away from the leadings of AUHSEHAJ HAJAHCISIM himself. He happily invodkacates us, moves us to act in harmony with the Spirit. WE SHALL NOT RESIST> We CANNOT RESIST. For to do so is total FOLLY!

    Peace to you

    Jeff

  • Gregor
    Gregor

    So just how does ANJELICAHOUSTON fit into the theraputic arrangement?

  • AK - Jeff
    AK - Jeff

    Here's the way she 'fit in' at our last prayer meeting:

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