You haven't felt my wrath love.
I'm not going to get in a silly petty argument with you...Lets be friends?
And I'll doubt you'll ever be lucky enough to have to chance to smother me in your wrath :)
And of course we can be friends.
A "Funny" Thing Happened On the Road to Damascus...
by AGuest 73 Replies latest jw friends
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Mad Sweeney
I am a firm believer in reason, and Thomas Paine spoke persuasively, eloquently, and more important logically about the sorts of personal revelations given to people and the responses of others on the board:
"As it is necessary to affix right ideas to words, I will, before I proceed further into the subject, offer some observations on the word 'revelation.' Revelation when applied to religion, means something communicated immediately from God to man.
No one will deny or dispute the power of the Almighty to make such a communication if he pleases. But admitting, for the sake of a case, that something has been revealed to a certain person, and not revealed to any other person, it is revelation to that person only. When he tells it to a second person, a second to a third, a third to a fourth, and so on, it ceases to be a revelation to all those persons. It is revelation to the first person only, and hearsay to every other, and, consequently, they are not obliged to believe it.
It is a contradiction in terms and ideas to call anything a revelation that comes to us at second hand, either verbally or in writing. Revelation is necessarily limited to the first communication. After this, it is only an account of something which that person says was a revelation made to him; and though he may find himself obliged to believe it, it cannot be incumbent on me to believe it in the same manner, for it was not a revelation made to me, and I have only his word for it that it was made to him."
No one is obliged to believe the revelations of others because those are mere hearsay.
That said, no one is obliged to be hateful toward either posters who report their revelations nor toward those who attack those posters. Can we please be civil while communicating our support or our disbelief?
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watersprout
And I'll doubt you'll ever be lucky enough to have to chance to smother me in your wrath :)
In your dreams lol...If i ever need to exact my wrath upon you i need to know what you look like so i can imagine me beating you up! Lol
I imagine you to be about 5ft 11, athletic as you like your sports, but have a slight pot belly cause of all the beer you drink. You have brown hair. You also have greeny brown eyes. How close am i? :)
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snowbird
Really? Like REAL Americans? The ones who matter? Sheesh.
Yeah, like saying the Republicans or the Democrats.
Body politic. Powers that be. HNIC. Stuff like that.
Syl
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mrsjones5
Can we please be civil while communicating our support or our disbelief?
A very eloquent post MadS but methinks your words of wisdom will fall upon deaf ears or uncomprehending eyes.
P.S. And the veiled threats are unnecessary and totally childish.
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notverylikely
I imagine you to be about 5ft 11, athletic as you like your sports, but have a slight pot belly cause of all the beer you drink. You have brown hair. You also have greeny brown eyes. How close am i? :)
Pretty close. Of course, other than the sports part, you just described the most average american male :)
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WingCommander
The ones who are actually dumb enough to throw threats around on the internet might as well be farting into the wind.
Oh, did I mention that your "Christ-Like" love is showing through your mental cracks??
Both of you are fucking psychos. What are you going to do about it? I suggest you get God up on the line and tell him all about how notverylikely and I are picking on the "children of Israel" or whatever the hell you nutjobs call yourselves.
There isn't a padded cell soft enough for the two of you loons.
Gog of Maggog is coming for you. How do I know? The Book of Mormon called out to me, and told me so. My Lord said to me that I must warn you that Joseph Smith is the only true prophet, and that the Great Leaviathon will eat up all those who do not head His warning. I know because my Lord told me so through the Book of Mormon.
See? I can make up crazy shit too!! Now, who wants to go all bat-shit crazy and follow me??
- Wing Commander
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watersprout
Both of you are fucking psychos
Thats not very nice is it?
What are you going to do about it?
Nothing.
Your comments make me smile, we really get on your wick don't we?? Oh well... Never mind...I'm going to ballet now so you carry on insulting me and i will look forward to reading your comments later.
Peace and i really mean it.
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WingCommander
A....."La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lalalalalalalalalalala!!!!"
That's what I hear/see whenever I come across a post by AGuest, or whatever incarnation that cross-dressing transvestite comes up with who posts and thinks that he/she/it is Jesus come back to earth.
I mean really, this loon has been going on and on for YEARS on this board, and I can't believe the Admin continue to entertain such mindless drivel!!!!!!
It's clearly the same person too....they used to post as some cross-dressing transvestite black man/woman/it a few years back....OBVES or some similar screen name. It just gets more bizarre with each post. Sure it's humorous, but I also think it's quite dangerous to be entertaining such delusions of grandeur. Like I said, they could start really believing their own psychotic bullshit, and go on some religious-induced killing spree because they feel that now they've become the Angel of Death or something.
Enough of this ludicrous bullshit!!! Get yourselves to a fucking mental hospital, and pronto!!! You seriously need it. NO ONE is speaking to you in your head, you're psychotic - DUH!!!!
- Wing Commander
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snowbird
AGuest/Shelby, JCanon, and OBVES are three entirely different persons.
The only thing the first two have in common is their ethnicity - Black or African-American.
You seem to have a fixation on Black people, WingCommander.
Do we represent the bogeyman to you?
LOL.
Syl