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The Watchtower, Adult Study Edition, Volume 2, Article 1: Questions From Readers
by sd-7 132 Replies latest members adult
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OUTLAW
Pharmer..
You have a PM..
.....................;-)...OUTLAW
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freeflyingfaerie
sd-7 !!!!!! thanks for sharing your art!!!!
LOL times a thousand!!
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grewupjw1969
I almost for a min thought that they had lost their minds...OMG LOL
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Band on the Run
Truly, I tell you, this is what Jesus gave his life for on the hardwood of the stake : that no sex toys might exist on earth. All the choirs of angels join in sning his never ending praise that vibrators be gone. War, pestilence, drought, personal depression, alienation, environmental catastrophe, faith, grace-these are minor things.
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keyser soze
What if someone should print out your article without the "headnote" and the unwary to whom I refer above should actually read it?
That would be pretty fucking hilarious.
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scooterspank
"In imitation of the sinful practices of pagan nations of old, today there are many different kinds of items used to "spice up" one's sexual desires--often without the aid of one's scripturally given marriage mate. Some might reason that such behavior is harmless--or even that one's marriage mate could participate in using these "toys"! Is this sound reasoning? Would it be reasonable to conclude that your marriage mate should eat garbage because you choose to? Of course not! So why would we conclude that it is appropriate for a Christian man or woman to use "toys" to stimulate themselves or their marriage mate sexually when Jehovah has provided only one means for proper sexual satisfaction, the marriage bed? (1 Cor. 7:2, 3) Really, would such conduct be keeping the marriage bed "without defilement"? (Heb. 13:5)"
HOLD ME BACK!!! This was undoubtedly written by a man. "the marriage bed in that sentence should be replaced with P****. Little wonder a room full of old male geezers would hand down this rule. Obviously they don't understand that while men are usually EASILY pleasured to the desired outcome during what goes on in the "marriage bed," women aren't always so easily brought to the desired outcome strictly through the acceptable act. Some need a little "assistance." Nothing wrong with them, NOT a sin!!! I cannot imagine if I had married the JW I was engaged to. I never would have fully enjoyed this most beautiful act. And adding a little something to the mix if needed makes it no less beautiful. I feel so sorry for jw women. I wonder what percentage actually ever achieve the oh so sweet O. (sorry if I offend)
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snowbird
Calm down, Scooter.
This was written by a man - SD-7 - but it's a PARODY, a SPOOF of Watchtower speak.
ROFL!
Syl
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scooterspank
LOL!!! I'm so stupid. I've been out so long it sounded real.
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scooterspank
I'm really stupid. I just had to google ROFL. LOL.