Dang, you're good! Just don't give them any more crazy ideas! They might plagerize your work!
The Watchtower, Adult Study Edition, Volume 2, Article 1: Questions From Readers
by sd-7 132 Replies latest members adult
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cheerios
LMFAO!!!!!
actually, that gives me a rather demonic idea. for all you that are still going to the meetings .. if you really want to start getting rid of people, go to your local sex shop, buy about 20 blue smurf dildos, and steathily drop them in those same annoying overzealous publishers bookbags ... then out them HAHAHAHAHA
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sd-7
Dear snowbird,
We appreciate your inquiry. However, given Paul's admonition to be "babes as to badness", it would be best to avoid seeking out too much information regarding such immoral products. Our time is better spent glorifying Jehovah's name by zealously preaching the good news. We are copying your local body of elders so they may give you more personal scriptural guidance on this matter.
Warm Christian love,
sd-7
cc: Body of elders, Snowbird's congregation
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Magwitch
Snowbird...Go to Fascinations...Tell them you are a friend of Magwitch - you will get a great discount and I will get a kickback.
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snowbird
We are copying your local body of elders so they may give you more personal scriptural guidance on this matter.
ROFL!!!
I just knew you would do that!
Syl
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snowbird
*making note of Mag's recommendation*
Thanks.
Syl
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sd-7
Snowbird...Go to Fascinations...Tell them you are a friend of Magwitch - you will get a great discount and I will get a kickback.
Dear Body of Elders,
The above was found on Magwitch's Internet posting a few minutes ago. We are turning it over to you for thorough investigation. We recommend that you coordinate with Snowbird's body of elders so that both can receive strong admonition in this matter and if needed, judicial correction.
Warm Christian love,
sd-7
cc: Snowbird's body of elders
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snowbird
THIS IS SOME FUNNY STUFF!
SO POWERFULLY WATCHTOWER-ISH.
Syl
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sd-7
*making note of Mag's recommendation*
Thanks.
Syl
Dear Brothers,
We have also noticed the above response from Snowbird. This requires your immediate attention. We will encourage the circuit and district overseers to be involved in the necessary investigations, as this activity may be widespread and could affect many Christians in your area. Please be sure to follow the elder's manual to the letter in handling any judicial committees formed.
Your brother,
sd-7
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palmtree67
hee hee
I bet there's 2 bodies of elders who are gonna have fun investigating THIS one!
