The Watchtower, Adult Study Edition, Volume 2, Article 1: Questions From Readers

by sd-7 132 Replies latest members adult

  • Mad Sweeney
    Mad Sweeney

    Magwitch needs a spanking.

    I'm volunteering to administer it.

  • Magwitch
    Magwitch

    MAD SWEENEY... You better write to the GB or #7 and see if spankings are permissable

  • pirata
    pirata

    Dear sd-7,

    Would a condom be considered a sex-toy? Or if it is a conscience matter, what reasoning should be used?

    Your brother serving shoulder to shoulder,

    pirata

  • nugget
    nugget

    got me going for a bit fell for it hook line and sinker. Very good.

  • Johnny
    Johnny

    What if you use a WATCHTOWER MAGAZINE as a SEX TOY?

    Is it Porneia???

    Get these men OUT of your BEDROOM!!!

  • sabastious
    sabastious
    In ancient times, it is evident that objects of an idolatrous, immoral nature were designed for use in sexual immorality.

    We should petition the Watchtower to make one of their cool reenactment pictures of this evident truth.

    -Sab

  • james_woods
    james_woods

    It would be more authentic with constant use of the exclamation point.

  • VoidEater
    VoidEater

    OMG - major lulz...of course, the tip-off is that it is entirely too well-written, and doesn't have enough double-talk...

  • cantleave
    cantleave

    SD7 - you are genius - if you can call writing Watchtower style "genius"!!!

  • sd-7
    sd-7

    Dear pirata,

    We appreciate your inquiry. As long as condoms are used in harmony with their purpose--as birth control during sexual intercourse between a husband and his wife--there would be no wrongdoing. We encourage you to prayerfully consider publications that discuss the matter of birth control that have been published by the faithful and discreet slave class. Also, feel free to speak to your body of elders if you need further help in this matter.

    Your brother,

    sd-7

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