The Watchtower, Adult Study Edition, Volume 2, Article 1: Questions From Readers (page 6)

out4good3

If a JW or anyone else was reading that and thought it was real instead of a parody, they probably need to be following those goons in Brooklyn.

They're too stupid to be thinking independently.

Mr. Falcon

Would it be reasonable to conclude that your marriage mate should eat garbage because you choose to?

You've had Mrs. Falcon's cooking, too?

Would it be possible to circulate the article on pro-JW sites - especially with Watchtower letterhead? It may taken them years - if ever - for the rank and file to even check its veracity. In the meantime, imagine how the fraught marriages within the organization become even more fraught: There'll be more than pillows flying!

OUTLAW

unfortunately, there are those who would read your post -- perhaps someone might print it out

and say that they obtained an "advance copy" of a QfR article that had not yet been published.....DjEggNogg

You don`t have confidence in the intelligence of the average JW..

Most of them are much smarter than you..

....................;-)...OUTLAW

No Room For George

Some might reason that such behavior is harmless--or even that one's marriage mate could participate in using these "toys"! Is this sound reasoning? Would it be reasonable to conclude that your marriage mate should eat garbage because you choose to? Of course not!

One of the funniest things I've ever read in my entire life. Classic material. You've completely nailed their format. As others mentioned, you have a talent, a gift even.

Hey Bethel Monitors, do me a favor and relay a message to Bro.Splane and everybody else on the Writing Department. You boys better step up your writing game for a few reasons. 1. The General Public doesn't want the crap. 2. The average JW has to force themselves to read the crap. 3. Anyone else that doesn't fall under category 1 or 2, is on this thread cracking up.

Eggnogg, seriously? Is your sense of humor and common sense that pathetic bruh? Sheesh.

ldrnomo

Does that mean I have to get rid of my Fleshlight?

By the way DJ lighten up.

Did the bORG take away your sense of humor too?

sabastious

It's clear to me that this slur against Jehovah's Witnesses was written by someone that imagines something either risqué or maybe sinister about sexual relations between a husband and his wife, and if you happen to be the author of this piece, then I'm referring specifically to you, @sd-7.

I think I read an insult in there somewhere, but I just can't quite put my finger on it.

-Sab

Magwitch

How about obeying the direction of the faithful and discreet slave class by not posting on an apostate web site? Such loyal obedience will serve to protect you from losing Jehovah's favor.

Now this thread has me totally confused....Is it that I cannot use my chest of toys anymore or I cannot post on JWN anymore? Someone please enlighten me .....

pirata

Now this thread has me totally confused....Is it that I cannot use my chest of toys anymore or I cannot post on JWN anymore? Someone please enlighten me .....

Evidently, the lives of those who disobediently post on apostate websites would overlap with the lives of married couples who use sex toys

The Watchtower, Adult Study Edition, Volume 2, Article 1: Questions From Readers