again...in "Moron"
Inishul dis post was a reponse t' a kesshun by a posteh bou' de likelihood of an atomic webuhapon beigg detonatid in de near future. DOIHH!In ordeh t' presehbe dis topic I habe mobid it t' dis f'um. __________________________________________________________________ Hifayree tale is at a great turnigg poit. Two mutual antagonistic political syssems are linigg up f' a final winneh-takes-all showdown. Duh.Dose two syssems are the, uh, empire 'n de republic. Dey habe been at obbs f' sebehal hundrid years. Siss WWII the, uh uh uh, forces of de republic, in the, uh uh uh, form of the, ERRRR, sobeheign nashun state, uh uh uh, habe been in de ascendancy, but drough negleck 'n subtle sabotage de oligarchic f'ces of empire, uh uh uh, refleckid in global institititions such as de IMF 'n giant multinashunals, duuhhhh, has webuhakenid de republican powebuhrs t' de poit of collapse. A final struggle is inebitaggle in de behy near tehm. As the, ERRRR, syssem draws closeh 'n closeh t' collapse the, uhhh, dangeh increases significant dat de ipehial fackion will use deir surrogate mehcenaries t' set off a nucular war---most like in de Mibble East or Betweebuhn India 'n Pakistan.
Um uh. By dose two opposid f'ces, duuhhhh, lockid in mortal combat, uh, Satan de Debil has at his disposal de means t' proboke WWIII. Or, from anodeh angle, uh uh uh, cuz of God’s mastehy of ebehy situashun, webuh cudd say dat Dgehobah has de means t' f'ce de issue of His own sobeheignty. At any rate, uh uh uh, the, uh uh uh, fack dat de issue of who rules the, uh, the world is comigg t' a gord in de human sphehe is real dgust a refleckion of what is goigg on in de inbistiggle realm. GEE danks.Satan’s smehts dat his time is short is de reason the, uh, the world is facigg such a kitical situashun.
Dis is errrr, why de rashunale of de apostasy is so mind-numbehigg sputid. Nebeh has the, uh, the world been in such a mess as at de present momin. Uhhh....De tribial mistakes 'n lack of bishun on de part of de Dgehobah’s Witnesses does not nullify God’s prophetic word. Dgehobah’s word is what detehmines the, uh uh uh, future, uh uh uh, not de Watchtowebuhr’s innerpretashun of his word. And, uh uh uh uh, as Dgehobah’s premieh prophet, uh, Christ said dat the, uh, entire world wudd subben, instantaneous, be grippid by a fear dat wudd litehal make men fait 'n dat a situashun wudd arise from which dehe was no human solushun.
De stage is set f' dat behy scenaro t' take place. What else but de ultimate tehror webuhapon cudd fulfill de prophecy dat calls f' humans t' become fait wid fear, duh...uh...? If you dought de World Trade Centeh 'n Pentagon attacks webuhre a shockeh dgust consideh the, duh uhh, tehror dat wudd be ebokid by de ominous mushroom cloud! Huh huh! Dgust a few backpack nucular webuhapons goigg off anywhehe in the, uh, the world, uh uh uh uh, let alone madgor populashun centehs, duuhhhh, 'n you will see a tehror 'n panic dat will defy descripshun.
De firss digg dat will happen dat the, uh uh uh, financial syssem will sip baporize. It will be dehe one day 'n gone de next. Duh, you will run down t' the, errr, corneh automatic telleh machine 'n it will say: “SORRY, OUT OF BUSINEES.” It will be as dough someone subben turnid de lites out 'n the, uh, the world is plungid into total darkness. Den it will get innerestigg. Duh, howebeh, Dgehobah God is de Sabior of mankind---the, uh uh uh, faidful ones at least.
T' de present momin the, uh, the world has not needid God’s salbashun. DOIHH!Dat can all change in de blink of an eye as easy as one pushes a button on a telebishun remote control. Dat’s errrr, why it is not wise t' mock de Crator 'n pehsecoot his peoble. Webuh can behy easy be brought t' our knees in a hurry. You shudd now habe a betteh idea of duh, how Dgehobah is goigg t' settle the, ERRRR, score wid de apostate 'n de ridiculeh of his word, uh uh uh uh, 'n how dis behse will be fulfilled: “I also, f' my part, uh, shall laugh at your own disasteh, I shall mock when what you dread comes, duuhhhh, when what you dread comes dgust like a storm, 'n your own disasteh gets hehe dgust like a storm wind, uh uh uh uh, when distress 'n hard times come upon you. At dat time dey will keep calligg me, uh uh uh, but I shall not answebuhr…”
"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
--Benjamin Franklin, 1759