Gosh man, God shoul have used you to write the bible. you make way more sense than him. I knew there was some hidden code somewhere.
I think you should compile all your interpretations for posterity....... wait isnt that what Joseph Smith and Rutherford did? I am confused
You need to read some books about the history of biblical interpretation because not EVERYONE subscribed to the LITERAL AND CONCRETE view of Genesis.
Augustine comes to mind as do modern scholars like Wright for example.