Tony Morris is such a clutz
He's got chickens on his brain and I think he's nuts
Starving chickens to death is OK if you got to go
To a Corporation snooze feast and your'e short on dough
He traveled thousands of miles to tell his ficticious idiotic story
To get a bunch of Zombies to do more more mory
They forgot to clap for his pointless little tale
Did someone forget the cue cards or threw them in the pale?
A tale about chicken was the best that he could do
Because he's probably senile or else certifiably coo coo
...OUTLAW