Lol. Pm for Cedars
A Chicken Story, by Anthony Morris the Third
by cedars 87 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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Dagney
So you guys who are in, are the people around you eating this stuff up? Wondering.
LOL Outlaw. Exactly. It's like Job, it's okay to kill off everything and everybody because you are going to get new ones. Life is so valuable to Jah.
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frankiespeakin
OK let look at this critically.
Chickens lay about 1 egg a day more or less. So say a person has 4 hens and a rooster how long would it take to have 60 chickens? A couple of months which is clearly nothing remarkable. Today you can buy small just hatched chick very cheaply it is no biggy nothing really that out of the ordinary.
No wonder AM3 was hesitant to proclaim sock puppet Jehovah was behind the increase and could only imply it without the normal certainty they usually speak when tell a story about jehovah. No wonder why everyone was hesitant to clap it was cognitive dissonance halting the programed responce.
http://www.mypetchicken.com/catalog/helper/dayoldchicks.aspx
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AndDontCallMeShirley
If this JW family left their chickens to die for something really selfish, like going on vacation for a few days, Morris would've chastised them for their lack of compassion and obvious disrespect for the sanctity life.
However, loss of life for Jehovah (aka, The Watchtower, Inc.) is comendable.
Dead chickens can be replaced....lost donations at a DC are gone forever.
LOL Outlaw. I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I saw your post, the spray would've killed my laptop for sure.
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frankiespeakin
Shirley,
Dead chickens can be replaced....lost donations at a DC are gone forever.
These very poor people that they catch with their kingdom message they really don't have any use for or really want them at conventions, but Tony just used the story to encourage attendance at DC for those more likely to give monetary contributions and turn a profit.
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elm
......And if they had stayed at home and did not attended the DC they would have been truly blessed by having 60 plus 19 ...79 chickens
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Heaven
I live in York Region, Ontario, Canada. A former colleague of mine owns a horse farm. She told me there is a bi-law that states that farmers in our region cannot leave their farms unattended for more than 4 hours a day.
Anthony Morris da Turd's example is encouraging people to break the law in my region.
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clarity
Frankie .....how crazy is this guy huh?
In order to hatch chickens
1. need a rooster.
2. need a broodie hen.
3. only 'some' hens go broodie or clucky.
4. springtime is when they might go broody.
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So we wait for spring, then hope for a broodie hen,
who then stops laying while sitting on eggs hatching
them for 21 days! She is out of commission for about 3 mths!
Too bad Tony didn't say() how many chickens were left
after the 19 were killed ...just that a year later the jw's were
blessed with a gargantuan # of 60 chickens!!
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Maybe the truth lies closer to ...
19 died .... 59 chickens were left and
a year later they were blessed with an increase
of 1 chicken ....making a total of ............OMG ....
................. 60 !!!!!
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What a steaming pile of chicken ka ka! ..(i know i know
it is a sheep, but I don't have chicken smiley!)
clarity
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Lied2NoMore
If 19 chickens died...that's probably 100 orders of chicken Mc Nuggets that weren't made. 100 orders of
Mc Nuggets lost probably led to the deaths of 200 children due to starvation.
Hey Anthony, why did jah want kids to starve to death?
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whathappened
This is disgusting! The righteous man cares for the soul of his domestic animals the Bible says. This is just another one of their tactics to keep the "flock" captive.