What's The Most Ridiculous Thing Taught or Believed By Jehovah's Witnesses?

by minimus 107 Replies latest jw friends

  • rik
    rik

    tammy--maybe you have low blood sugar---or one of many horrible maladies that seem to aflict mainly jw's

  • minimus
    minimus

    Not that long ago, having low blood or hypoglycemia or other types of maladies were unknown. So for the elders in the congregation, anyone experiencing such symptoms were probably being harrassed by the demons.

  • Swan
    Swan
    tammy--maybe you have low blood sugar---or one of many horrible maladies that seem to aflict mainly jw's
    Not that long ago, having low blood or hypoglycemia or other types of maladies were unknown. So for the elders in the congregation, anyone experiencing such symptoms were probably being harrassed by the demons.

    Nope, it's not low blood sugar, so it must be demons. To quote Flip Wilson "The Devil made me do it!"

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    I had to bump a minimus thread - this should go in the Best Of - because this thread gives a great summary of things that are as minimus stated " RIDICULOUS" that are taught or believed by JWs

  • insearchoftruth
    insearchoftruth

    Concur wth you Stilla, what a great summary, first I have read this!!!

  • bsmart
    bsmart

    bump

  • minimus
    minimus

    This was a good thread.

  • littlerockguy
    littlerockguy

    Watchtower Jan 15 1912 (reprints p.4963)

    It is known that only about three out of every one hundred operated upon for appendicitis really have a diseased appendix needing removal. We give below a simple cure for appendicitis symptoms. The pain in the appendix region is caused by the biting of worms near the junction of the transverse colon with the small intestines, low down on the right side of the abdomen. This remedy is recommended also for typhoid fever, which is also a worm disease. The medicine is Santonine dose, 3 grains, an hour before breakfast; repeated for four mornings, or until all the symptoms disappear. Then one dose per month for three months to eradicate all germs. This recipe is of INCALCULABLE VALUE. Not only will it save the surgeon's and hospital fees of perhaps $200, but it saves weeks of ill health, inconvenience, convalescence and loss of salary.

    LRG

  • minimus
    minimus

    Little rock, I never saw that one. wow!!!!

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    What's The Most Ridiculous Thing Taught or Believed By Jehovah's Witnesses?

    That's not easy to answer because there are so many things.

    Not only that but they keep changing their minds on stuff too.

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