WT 6/15/57 p. 370 "Respond to the direction of this organization as you would the voice of God."
WT 3/15/69 p. 172 "Jehovah's organization should influence our every decision."
WT 12/15/72 p. 755 "So, recognition of that governing body and its place in God's theocratic arrangement of things is necessary for submission to the headship of God's Son."
WT 7/1/73 p. 402 "How very much true Christians appreciate associating with the only organization on earth that understands the deep things of God!"
WT 2/15/76 p. 124 " Failure to respond to the direction of the organization indicates a rejection of Divine rulership."
WT 11/15/81 p.21 "come to Jehovah's organization for salvation.?
WT 12/1/81 p. 14 ?What is your attitude toward directives from the faithful and discreet slave? Loyalty should move you to be ready to obey.?
What's The Most Ridiculous Thing Taught or Believed By Jehovah's Witnesses?
by minimus 107 Replies latest jw friends
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garybuss
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dmouse
Loyalty should move you to be ready to obey
Chilling! Obedience without question.
In my best Dalek voice:
"You will obey! You will obey! Or you will be exterminated! Extermiiiinnaaaaated!"
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blondie
dmouse, I was thinking that too. I miss Dr Who, we don't get him over here any more. I would even love re-runs.
http://www.dwwa.net/daleks.htm
dalek wavs
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minimus
Hey Gary, You aren't being fair. All you're doing is taking ANY random quotes and showing how silly the Watchtower is. You sly dog.
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Realist
What's The Most Ridiculous Thing Taught or Believed By Jehovah's Witnesses?
that the bible is god's word!
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dmouse
Hey, thanks for that blondie!
Here's the prayer said before every meeting of the GB.
http://www.dwwa.net/dr4/Genesis/rant.wav
Edited to add, good news for Satellite UK viewers - UKGOLD are running a weekend of Dr Who to celebrate 40 years of the show:
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kilroy2
some of these lists are great. can some one go through and make a long list of all the relevent ones mentioned? this would be great to have printed to give to people who want to show something to jws when they come to the door you could follow them to thair 4 door cars ripping off one liner after one liner, you would have to start joging as they would run to the 4 doors.
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garybuss
"They find it difficult to believe that we have the only
true religion and that their form of worship is false."
(Our Kingdom Ministry, May 1999, p. 2)
The Truth is not part of our life, it is our life.
Everything else revolves around it."
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garybuss
This quote is my all time favorite.
"Adherents of some religions are very sensitive
about any attempts to convert them from their faith."
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Ravyn
the most ridiculous thing believed by JWs is that they alone are the 'chosen ones' of any god. The most ridiculous thing believed by christianity is that some tribal jewish god who lost his wife, is basically a jealous,elitist, sick murderous fiend can be reconstituted into some pansy froot loop who gets himself killed for his politics, can actually save anyone, or that there is even a reason to be saved by this impotent renegade. oh god how I wish I knew Constantine's mother Helen before he was born and could have convinced her to have an abortion!
Ravyn