What's The Most Ridiculous Thing Taught or Believed By Jehovah's Witnesses? (page 4)

minimus

What about the act of putting in a field service report? Counting every minute given to Jehovah, making sure that you know the difference between a return visit and a Bible study, making sure you follow the dictates of the "slave" by turning in the reports no later than the 6th, and that includes your Bible Study report. JW's teach that we HAVE to turn in a report. Where does it say that in the Bible???

blacksheep

Too numerous to mention. One that sticks in my mind, however, was that in order for a woman not to be guiltyof fornication and subsequently disfellowshippment as a result of being raped, that she must scream loudly so that others could hear that she was resisting. In fact, when threatened with her life under such a situation, such as a with a gun, knife, or other weapon, it would be best that she go ahead and scream and risk death, than face the shame of NOT having resisted and committing fornication...

Oh, and by the way, the reason for most rape is that women wear suggestive clothing, or they were abused by their mothers. (Circa 1967).

Mary

An article written by Big fatass Joey Rutherford, cuz' he liked a drink did ol' fatass.

Hamas, I think you should be showing Judge Booze Rutherford more respect........was he fat?

blacksheep

Should clarify my last statement. The WTS actually stated that much of rape could be attributed to MEN'S being abused by their mothers.

minimus

Yes Blacksheep. And if they didn't turn out rapists they probably would've become homosexuals.

Mr. Kim

Does anybody know whether these guys that went to jail all remained faithful to the Watchtower???????? Yes, all did to my knowledge.

nobody told me

That 2 year old babies not in the 'truth' will be killed because their parents are wicked and don't go to the kingdom hall.

A person shoud wait till mid-twenties to be married, but can be baptized at 10.

Cleaning the bathrooms is a privilege

Christmas is pagan, but the bonus isn't.

gosh, golly, and gee are as bad as swears.

ignorance is strength

1. The class system of Christians.

2. The refusal of the eucharist. Kinda like slapping Jesus in the face.

3. Blood Doctrine

4. Taking the allegory of sheep far too far.

micheal

Holding a microphone for someone is a privledge

Only read the New World Translation

Having to go to 5 meetings a week every week for the rest of your life

Shunning someone you love

Opening a present with your family on Dec 25 will have you killed at Armageddon

Allowing Satan to live and be happy for over 6,000 years at the cost of billions of innocent people that had to suffer for no reason at all

There is absolutely NO REASON WHATSOEVER to leave the religion NO MATTER what anyone ever does - In the end it will ALWAYS be your fault, not his

Number one on my list - "THE RIGHT HEART CONDITION"

Confucious

That scripture that says, "Advertise, advertise, advertise the King and his Kingdom."

Uh... er... actually, I don't think that is a Scripture. Sorry.

What's The Most Ridiculous Thing Taught or Believed By Jehovah's Witnesses?

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