Lines you would never hear from a Jehovah's Witness

by Ron.W. 83 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Ron.W.
    Ron.W.
    18 Consider the example of Marco and his wife, Sidse, whose two adult daughters left the truth.
    Marco says "I was struggling with the feeling that it was my fault, so I told Jehovah how I felt.
    After a short time, a PIMO sister whom I hadn’t seen for many years came up to me, laid her hands on my shoulders, looked me in the eyes,and said:
    ‘Remember, Sidse, you raised your kids in a cult it is all your fault!’
    With her continued help, I began critical thinking, and I am now well on the way to becoming POMO."
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  • NotFormer
    NotFormer

    "Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof"

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  • fedup
    fedup

    -Yes, I do pray everyday for billions on earth to die, just so I can play with the lions.

    -Why should I bother having my own thoughts, I let the WT do that for me

    -It's true, I don't carry the blood card, this way the Doctors can save my ASS

    -I don't study the WT, I just hi-lite the pages randomly so I can appear spiritual

  • Ron.W.
    Ron.W.
    -I don't study the WT, I just hi-lite the pages randomly so I can appear spiritual

    👍👍🤣🤣

  • NotFormer
    NotFormer

    After the August Watchtower:

    "And now for the marking talk".

    "Oh, he was disfellowshipped!"

    "No, we can't talk about unspiritual matter X, you're disfellowshipped!"

  • NotFormer
    NotFormer

    "What happens behind the bedroom door is none of our business". (Apologies if someone has said it already - the thread is getting rather long!)

  • NotFormer
    NotFormer

    "What did Tony Morris do?"

  • FragrantAddendum
    FragrantAddendum

    lines you would never hear from a JW associated with watchtower...

    "i'm sorry"


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