Lines you would never hear from a Jehovah's Witness

by Ron.W. 87 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Riley
    Riley

    Lets hope the Ukrainian army can hold that the Russians. I don't want to see the WTS get banned in another country. Those people don't need magazines, they need weapons to protect themselves.

    Jehovah bless and protect freedom and democracy.

  • Riley
    Riley

    Every member of the governing body is soooo very handsome. Not like the plain, pasty and punchable faces of the leaders of false religion.

  • Riley
    Riley

    The courage of those Christians , living and worshipping in the Islamic world is truly amazing.

  • LongHairGal
    LongHairGal

    Lines I would never hear from Jehovah’s Witnesses:

    ””Dear Sister Full-Time Worker, You were so right to hold onto your full-time job and resist all the criticism of people in the congregation who were just plain wrong for meddling or who didn’t know better. We realize you had to support yourself and prepare for retirement. We also apologize for our unchristian behavior and hypocrisy since the older people there were collecting their pensions. We are sorry for engendering class distinctions in the congregation. Sorry for being unfriendly and not inviting you.. We realize the religion recently dropped the hourly reporting of time (which you were judged on) and you are probably glad now you never followed this man-made rule. So many others have regretted this in their senior years. Again, somebody else’s spirituality is not something other people should be judging.””

    This is a tall order and I doubt I would ever hear these words.. But, if such a weird thing should occur - I will let everybody know.🤣

  • Ron.W.
  • Ugot2bekiddingme1
    Ugot2bekiddingme1

    It's okay to Smoke weed! Go head brother and inhale!

  • SydBarrett
    SydBarrett

    "This cheap suit jacket is too large and droops unattractively off my shoulders. I should have it tailored."

  • Vidiot
    Vidiot

    “Our Father, who art in heaven…”

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