Lines you would never hear from a Jehovah's Witness (page 6)

Vanderhoven7

"Thank you Jesus for saving me and cleansing me from all of my sins."

NotFormer

"Knocking on doors is way more fun than the coffee break afterwards".

Ron.W.

👍👍🤣🤣

Great guys!

Balaamsass2

I love my family...unconditionally.

The Governing Body has never made an accurate prediction.

Diogenesister

Ron W. Love the Sid Snot pic😂😂

Diogenesister

Here's a other you'd never have heard until last week:

[New Publisher struggling with pushchair...]

Elder: hello let me give you a hand. My name's Elder Maradonna and my wife's the sister over there sitting at the front of the Hall...in the blue 👖👖👖trousers!

Sea Breeze

"All our righteousnesses are like filthy rags" - Is. 64: 6

"It is appointed unto man once to die and then to face Judgment" - Hebrews 27: 9

Scripture says that the new covenant is "for the forgiveness of sins", not heavenly rulership positions.- Mt. 26: 27-28

"By your works shall no flesh be justified" - Romans 3: 20

These 4 scriptures destroy the belief system of JW's. That's why you'll never hear them quote these.

Sea Breeze

"It is appointed unto man once to die and then to face Judgment" - Hebrews 9: 27

I corrected the chapter and verse above.

Gal. 1: 8 - As we have said before, so now I say again, if anyone preaches any other gospel to you than what you have received, let him be accursed.

The two-tier salvation (one with the new covenant "for the forgiveness of sins' and one without it) was unknown in Christianity until Russell taught it.

Ron.W.

Brothers, apostates can be identified by their smart dress and lack of a full beard in defiance of our loving new shite..

NotFormer

A Christmas song.

Oh, wait!

https://www.jehovahs-witness.com/topic/4864613443698688/org-came-out-christmas-song

Lines you would never hear from a Jehovah's Witness

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