Lines you would never hear from a Jehovah's Witness

by Ron.W. 83 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    Of course I trust young children alone with Governing Body members. What could possibly go wrong? It's not like they're covering up a problem.

    Armageddon DID come in 1975. It had to because they actually said it would.

  • FragrantAddendum
    FragrantAddendum

    hi punky! good to see you!😎

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    Hello Flagey. How's it going?

  • FragrantAddendum
    FragrantAddendum

    "hell in a handbasket" kinda day -

    but, you know, that's just a typical thursday

    πŸ™ƒ

    anyway, it is really encouraging to see youπŸ™‚

  • punkofnice
    punkofnice

    Flagey - Like Kevin Bloody Wison sang, 'everything that could go, did go wrong...,'

    BTTT - Let us all say the Lord's prayer.

  • FragrantAddendum
    FragrantAddendum

    yeah, lol, like thatπŸ€ͺ

    (my husband visited some JWs today and it's always totally cognitive dissonance overload after - 😝)

    dinnertime now so gotta go, but wanted to say hi!

    good to see you

  • NotFormer
    NotFormer

    "Armageddon DID come in 1975. It had to because they actually said it would"

    It came "invisibly". πŸ™„

  • Ron.W.
  • Riley
    Riley

    What is the difference between a birthday party and the wingdings we seem to have everyday four days.

    It is almost like Secular people plan annual events so they can live productive lives and work on there careers, homes, projects etc etc, while we have to waste every waking minuting preparing for the next bash, gala, function, reception and soiree.

  • Riley
    Riley

    Hey, lets take a collection and see if we can help those Refuges that just arrived in our community. If anyone has any extra pots, pans or furniture they don't need, it would really appreciated.

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