"Yes, we are a doomsday cult that separates our members from their worldly families - still like to get baptized?"
Lines you would never hear from a Jehovah's Witness
by Ron.W. 83 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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Ron.W.
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NotFormer
"A two-door car is perfectly adequate for your needs"
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NotFormer
"There but for the grace of God go I"
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LostintheFog1999
"Would you mind holding my spliff brother, just while I re-tie my shoelaces?"
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Ron.W.
"To wear a beard or accept blood has always been a personal conscience based decision.."
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Slidin Fast
Let's open the Kingdom Hall as a warm place for the community in this cold weather.
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Ron.W.
"Sorry I can't do my bible reading tonight, I have Karate practice.."
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Tahoe
“I’m majoring in Paleontology”
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Ron.W.
"Yes, I'm courting sister gorgeous, but not with a view to marriage.."
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NotFormer
"Yes, I'm getting my gender affirming surgery next week".