Lines you would never hear from a Jehovah's Witness

by Ron.W. 83 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Ron.W.
    Ron.W.
    "Yes, we are a doomsday cult that separates our members from their worldly families - still like to get baptized?"
  • NotFormer
    NotFormer

    "A two-door car is perfectly adequate for your needs"

  • NotFormer
    NotFormer

    "There but for the grace of God go I"

  • LostintheFog1999
    LostintheFog1999

    "Would you mind holding my spliff brother, just while I re-tie my shoelaces?"

  • Ron.W.
    Ron.W.

    "To wear a beard or accept blood has always been a personal conscience based decision.."

  • Slidin Fast
    Slidin Fast

    Let's open the Kingdom Hall as a warm place for the community in this cold weather.

  • Ron.W.
    Ron.W.

    "Sorry I can't do my bible reading tonight, I have Karate practice.."

  • Tahoe
    Tahoe

    “I’m majoring in Paleontology”

  • Ron.W.
    Ron.W.

    "Yes, I'm courting sister gorgeous, but not with a view to marriage.."

  • NotFormer
    NotFormer

    "Yes, I'm getting my gender affirming surgery next week".

Share this

Google+
Pinterest
Reddit