The thief could very well have been baptized vicariously shortly after his death or have been baptized vicariously at any time since then. That's what baptism for the dead is all about. I am in no way painted into a corner by the fact that he died on the cross. It's the people who have to introduce extra-scriptural assumptions into their doctrine in an effort to reconcile the Bible with their doctrine that are painted into a corner.
Sorry about the lack of breaks. I'm new to the whole forum thing.
And my "holy underwear" have nothing to do with what you think you know about my church. If you want to post your problems with our doctrine I will promptly explain why we believe what we believe. If you think you know more than me than I'll promptly explain why you're mistaken.