A Jehovah's Witness CANNOT Say These Words

by steve2 82 Replies latest social humour

  • apocalypse
    apocalypse

    "The blood policy contradicts itself"

  • prophecor
    prophecor

    Happy Kwanza!!!

  • StinkyPantz
    StinkyPantz

    "I like oral sex"

    "I pledge allegiance to the flag.."

  • prophecor
    prophecor

    "I pledge allegiance to the flag.."

    That's 6 Words Stinky Pantz!!!

    *edited to put your Z back*

    (jk)

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    Farck off!

    Elders are sh*t filled suits

    Porn is cool

    The Pope is cool

    The Government is OK

    This old system's not bad

    What a wondeful Pub

    so I took her home to bed

    ROTFL@StinkyPants .. oral sex whilst taking the pledge

    EDIT: In Australia "not bad" = absolutely terrific.

  • StinkyPantz
    StinkyPantz

    LOL!!

    That's 6 Words Stinky Pantz!!!

    I know, but I saw candidly use 8, so I thought it was okay ..

  • Kenneson
    Kenneson

    Happy Easter.

    Happy Valentine's Day.

  • pepheuga
    pepheuga

    "you will die at armageddon."

    just try to get a dub to actually utter that sentence, all, and only, those words, and in that order. they believe it, they're looking forward to the day, but they can't bring themselves to actually say it to your face. consequences, see, they just can't deal with consequences.

    pepheuga

  • prophecor
    prophecor

    Jesus is the mediator between God and man.
    Candidly Nutz, you've just been outed!!! Foul Ball!!! 5 Words People, 5 Words!!!!

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    The Governing Body are Wrong

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