A Jehovah's Witness CANNOT Say These Words

by steve2 82 Replies latest social humour

  • Doubtfully Yours
    Doubtfully Yours

    "Forget waiting on Jehovah, I'm calling the authorities now!"

    DY

  • SeekingHim
    SeekingHim

    Praise the Lord!!!

    Jehovah loves all people

    Jesus died on a cross

    I'll accept the transfusion

    Who needs a blood card?

    Heaven and hell are real

  • hillbilly
    hillbilly

    "If we go in the back room only ONE of us is coming out"

    ~Hill

  • LeslieV
    LeslieV

    There is no new light!!!

    Leslie

  • pr_capone
    pr_capone

    yes, we are a cult

    we dont want more money

    go ahead and enlist!

    blood sausage?!?! YUM

    I love big group orgies

    Kansas District Overbeer

  • kaykay_mp
    kaykay_mp

    "I love Smurfs!!"

    laters

    kaykay_mp

  • confusedjw
    confusedjw

    Old light must be a lie then !?

  • Neo
    Neo

    LT, I like that one:

    Happy Valentines!!

    Neo

  • Neo
    Neo

    I am honest with myself.

  • Neo
    Neo

    Jesus sustains all things by the word of his power.

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