A Jehovah's Witness CANNOT Say These Words

by steve2 20 years ago 82 Replies latest 20 years ago social humour

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  Doubtfully Yours 20 years ago

  "Forget waiting on Jehovah, I'm calling the authorities now!"

  DY

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  SeekingHim 20 years ago

  Praise the Lord!!!

  Jehovah loves all people

  Jesus died on a cross

  I'll accept the transfusion

  Who needs a blood card?

  Heaven and hell are real

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  hillbilly 20 years ago

  "If we go in the back room only ONE of us is coming out"

  ~Hill

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  LeslieV 20 years ago

  There is no new light!!!

  Leslie

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  pr_capone 20 years ago

  yes, we are a cult

  we dont want more money

  go ahead and enlist!

  blood sausage?!?! YUM

  I love big group orgies

  Kansas District Overbeer

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  kaykay_mp 20 years ago

  "I love Smurfs!!"

  laters

  kaykay_mp

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  confusedjw 20 years ago

  Old light must be a lie then !?

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  Neo 20 years ago

  LT, I like that one:

  Happy Valentines!!

  Neo

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  Neo 20 years ago

  I am honest with myself.

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  Neo 20 years ago

  Jesus sustains all things by the word of his power.

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