A Jehovah's Witness CANNOT Say These Words

by steve2 82 Replies latest social humour

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  Jez

  "I love you unconditionally"
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  fairchild

  * I read Crisis Of Conscience

  * Oh Holy Trinity

  * One night stands are fun

  * Watchtower? What's that?

  * You look stoned again

  * Look! I'm happy!

  * "This generation" is dead

  * 1975 was soooo exciting

  * Darn hangovers..

  * I won the lottery

  * Long Live The Queen

  * My boyfriend is getting divorced
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  TresHappy

  Pardon me, is this sleeve I roll up to give blood?
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  Dragonlady76

  Unclebruce, you crack me up!
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  Aude_Sapere

  I had a full, happy childhood.

  Oops that was 6 words...
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  prophecor

  Who's Yo'Daddy?
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  steve2

  • Okay: Give me the blood!
  • I'm off my medication
  • No more drink for me
  • No more meetings for me
  • TV is better
  • A blank screen is better
  • I saw Elvis too
  • I believe Michael'll Beat It
  • Prince of peace ponce
  • I'll buy you a gift
  • I can think for myself
  • I will think this through
  • Awake? I want to sleep
  • Buy my magazines, please!
  • I respect your opinion
  • The light's got dimmer
  • 1914's war was a coincidence
  • The Book study's aptly named
  • The Watchtower study's aptly named
  • I believe whatever they say
  • Walk slow then softly doorknock
  • Pray to God? Your point?
  • Crimplene is so not you
  • I'm plagued with doubt
  • Of course I can confess
  • We encourage all questions
  • The Watchtower's boring
  • Stress?! What straightjacket stress?!
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  BLISSISIGNORANCE

  .............you can still have a relationship with god, even if you are GAY

  .............i won't judge you, so what if you're gay

  ............yes, we have double standards

  .............peadophilia is covered over in this organization

  .............we do have class and racial distinctions
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  BLISSISIGNORANCE

  ok, ok................too many words, but I couldn't help myself
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  pr_capone

  I like helping the needy

  Puff, puff, pass

  wasnt mass great this morning?

  blessed be

  how lucky!

  whats the King James say?

  turn to Macabees chaper one

  what two witness rule?

  Sir, yes sir!

  gonna go get another tatoo!

  how about another piercing?

  Menthol smokes or regulars?

  good luck with that!

  I dont care you're df'd!

  Kansas District Overbeer