A Jehovah's Witness CANNOT Say These Words

by steve2 82 Replies latest social humour

  • TheEdge
    TheEdge

    ''I never think about marriage'' (30 year old pioneer sister)

    ''Stick or twist?''

  • tonyend
    tonyend

    607 date is wrong.

    Literal Isreal will be saved.

    The magazines suck.

    Field service sucks.

    All Christians are annointed.

    WTBS = INSOC

    My fieldservice report is fiction.

    Governing Body = Pope Class

    College dergree.

  • pr_capone
    pr_capone

    I love watching porn!

    R Rates movies are faboo!

    screw turning in my time!

    Kansas District Overbeer

  • StinkyPantz
    StinkyPantz

    "I like to touch myself"

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    That talk was boring!

    Never invite that speaker back.

    No more magazines this week!

    Disneyland is far more refreshing.

    I am sick of highlighting.

    Women can handle microphones as well.

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    got a light?

    wanna see my track-marks?

    save my life ANY way!

    Pamela Anderson? Phwarrrr!!!

    wanna one night stand?

    my hand got cramp!

    "My Lord and my God!" (John 20:28)

    and, just for today: "Happy Valentines!"

  • StinkyPantz
    StinkyPantz

    "I'm running for Mayor/Governor/Senator/President"

    "I got my nipples pierced"

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    "You did? Show me!"

  • xjw_b12
    xjw_b12

    I put in 10 hours this month

    I miss the 8 day assemblies

    Does this model come with 2 doors?

    Our new CO is a twat

  • StinkyPantz
    StinkyPantz

    "Check out this month's Playboy"

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