A Jehovah's Witness CANNOT Say These Words

by steve2 82 Replies latest social humour

  • upside/down
    upside/down

    That chick is smokin hot!

    Let's go help someone...(4)

    My prayers didn't get answered. (5)

    Why doesn't God answer me? (5)

    If it feels good it's bad- Why? (7)

    I'd like to "do" you. (5)

    Happy Valentines Day! (3)

    Hope you get laid! (4)

    Well I averaged just below 5 words per phrase, is that good enough?

    u/d

  • wanderlustguy
    wanderlustguy

    hey! it's puff puff give!

  • jeanniebeanz
    jeanniebeanz

    We're not *really* Christians, silly.

  • marcosgarcia
    marcosgarcia

    In the name of the Father...and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit....

    Hail Mary full of grace

  • StinkyPantz
    StinkyPantz

    "Darwin had some good ideas"

  • czarofmischief
    czarofmischief

    Ave Maria.

    Ave Satani.

    Demons? I LOVE demons!

    I watched Hellraiser last night...

    CZAR

  • marcosgarcia
    marcosgarcia

    Trick or Treat !

  • outoftheorg
    outoftheorg

    After being told what the "gb says"

    I said "f##k the gb"

    This led to saying "you elders need the shit kicked out of you"

    Things kinda went down hill from there.

    Outoftheborg

  • Pole
    Pole

    The UN is doing a great job.


    Oh, wait a minute... can they say that?


    Pole

  • kaykay_mp
    kaykay_mp

    "Report that to the police!"

    laters

    kaykay_mp

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