That chick is smokin hot!
Let's go help someone...(4)
My prayers didn't get answered. (5)
Why doesn't God answer me? (5)
If it feels good it's bad- Why? (7)
I'd like to "do" you. (5)
Happy Valentines Day! (3)
Hope you get laid! (4)
Well I averaged just below 5 words per phrase, is that good enough?
u/d