You wanna' Date?
A Jehovah's Witness CANNOT Say These Words
by steve2 82 Replies latest social humour
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prophecor
Me Love You Long Time!!!
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unclebruce
Beware Jehovah's big crack!
unc
ps: I fully understand you pepeuha (can't spell your name though).
but ..I know a Congregation where that is said all the time, especially during the Watchtower Study.
Study Conductor: Why are we no part of the world?
Sister Ancient of daze: So we won't die at Armaggedon
Study Conductor: Correct - yes, you will die at Armaggedon if .. hey your right! .. it is very hard to say on its own..
Personally I wouldn't mind dieing at an Armageddon .. at least there'd be fireworks.. .
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stevenyc
OMG, another translation error in the NWT
Answering up during the Watchtower study and saying *Is it just me, or is what you just read is a pile of horsesh!t*
Wow, that kingdom song realy kicks ass!
yes Sally, I now your only eight, and nobody else was there when Brother Don touched you, But, screw the lawyers, I'm reporting this to the Police!
Christ yeh, Give him Blood if it will save him.
well I think its more of a guide book of metaphor, certainly not to be taken lituraly
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candidlynuts
i saw no rules in the title ! (<-------- birdbrain) you gotta admit though, a jw cant say those words!
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unclebruce
You wanna' Date?
yeah well, that's how the wheels fell off in that first place .. Eve offering fruit .. .
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I'd like to join the Airforce .. (6 words - this is gett'n 'ard )
This is getting Hard
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prophecor
BBB OK Candidlynuts, U Got Me!!!
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prophecor
yeah well, that's how the wheels fell off in that first place .. Eve offering fruit ...
Boy, I've always had a thing for fruit!!! -
GentlyFeral
- ?Don't bogart that joint, friend...?
- ?I voted for...?
- ?Blood transfusions saved my life.?
- ?'Field service' is a crock.?
- ?I just saw a ghost!?
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Honesty
Worthy is the Lamb <- - - - - - song
Jesus loves me
I belong to a cult
Jesus is my Lord
I'm loyal to Jesus
The Governing Body lied again
Hail to the Chief
God can not lie
I read only the bible
Nothing happened in 607 BCE
God is good