Posts by Ailla

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Even JW Children are stupid!

by PopeOfEruke in

my wife is a teacher and she had a class today, where she played a game with the kids.

one child came forward and stood facing the class with her back to the blackboard.

another kid wrote "minnie mouse" above her head on the blackboard; the purpose of the game being that she had to guess "who" she was, by asking the class questions.

Ailla

My wife is a teacher and she had a class today, where she played a game with the kids. One child came forward and stood facing the class with her back to the blackboard. Another kid wrote "Minnie Mouse" above her head on the blackboard; the purpose of the game being that she had to guess "who" she was, by asking the class questions.
So her first question was "Am I a boy?". The class answered "No".
She next asked "Am I a girl?" and the class answered "Yes".
Suddenly a little Jehovahs Witness girl in the front row yelled out "But Minnie Mouse is not a girl!!!!'
All the class screamed at her, telling her how stupid she was for giving away the answer. The poor little JW girl realised then what she had done, and promptly started crying and cried all lesson.
My wife felt really sorry for her! But if I was the teacher I would have had her DISFELLOWSHIPPED!!!!
Pope

Are you so full of hate that you even direct it at a child? Shame on you!

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Memorial - What are people actually thinking during it?

by asleif_dufansdottir in

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i had posted some of this on another thread, when i thought it might be fun to have a thread of "what is actually going thru people's minds" when they are sitting there at the memorial...

"i don't care what mom says, i'm never going to this dumb thing again.

she could at least let me have my gameboy if she's going to make me come to these dumb things.

Response from my elders about UN

by Sumflower in

i presented that document to an elder from our hall... he called and told me exactly what i expected they would say (library card deal).

so i wrote the un and got a letter back saying they were totally seperate and so forth, and fwd'd it to the same elder.

he told me at the meeting that night that he called again and got in touch with someone who knew something.

Ailla

They pulled out when they found out they were an NGO? Liars! They signed up three of their legal entities and had committees showing up at meetings at the UN.

http://e-watchman.com/commentaries/mar_20_open_letter_wtbts.html#WT-NGO_Updated

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Do you have "Will" leaving your estate to the WTB&TS

by Nadsam in

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do you have will ?...do you really intend to leave it to some swine pedophile loving cult.. .

nadsam...your friendly neighborhood apostate.

Ailla

If the parent doesn't specifically disinherit a child in some states you can contest the will.

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PLEASE HELP! Assist in 1914 Rebuttal...

by Jared in

ok, so i'm trying to just plant a tiny seed of doubt somewhere in the cracks of my mothers mind, but that woman has 'jehovah' tattooed on her chest!

anyway, i would not only like help for her benefit but also for my benefit.

so it all started when i questioned her about 1914.... i wrote to her: 'as you had suggested i wanted to do some research.

Ailla

I've asked this before and I'll ask it again....If Jesus returned and was enthroned as king in 1914, why are we still waiting for his millenial rule to begin? Usually a king starts to rule when he is enthroned, no?

You didn't know his rule is invisible and he is ruling right now?

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Family Pain

by MickeyP in

my 28 year old daughter has been with her partner for the past 7 years.

he has always been welcome in our home and has been a regular participant in our family celebrations.

yesterday, he was disgnosed with acute leukaemia and was told that without a blood transfusion, he would be dead in two weeks.

Ailla

He has been out a long time and probably doesn't know about all the changes the WT has made regarding blood transfusions.

http://www.ajwrb.org/

http://www.freeminds.org/doctrine/doctrine.htm

http://www.pennhealth.com/health_info/bloodless/blood_jchart.html

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Plastic Surgery

by simplesally in

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i think that is such a hot topic i had to post about it.

my boobs are absolutely perfect but hanging a little low due to nursing and being 40 and i think that around the eyes, i could go with a little lift............ so what's ok with you?

Ailla

Be careful with peels you can wind up with larger pores and orange peel skin if you go too deep.

I recommend a series of light TCA peels or the the Obagi Blue Peel rather than AHA peels because studies have shown that AHA causes premature aging. Also, you should always do a test spot before using a new acid on your face. I worked in the cosmetic medical field for several years.

http://www.facialplasticsurgery.net/chemical_peel.htm

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