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  I can't rid myself of my overzealous family

  by Nadsam in

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  i can drink, i can smoke, i can curse, steal , lie, cheat, but no matter what i do i still get the latest releases shoved in my mailbox.

  my family is relentless.

  i am da's, df'd, apostate you name it but still can't break free....there should be a ex-witness protection program hehehe

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  To Janus

  by Nadsam in

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  on this day 01-01-2005 at 00:00 i have raised my cup to the night sky...i have asked for continued blessings...i have partaken heavily in captain morgan and bubbly...i have lit fires and cooked meats...sending pleasing odours upwards.....i have shared my bed , several times this morning, with (deleted) all in honor of janus !!!!.

  to janus !.

  oh and by the way let me be the first to say happy new year from south africa and "to hell with the the wtbts" .. greetings and blessings from janus to all on this board.

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  Today was a wonderful day ...NOT !

  by Nadsam in

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  since then i have : publicly (to all who know/knew me) told them that i am not a jw anymore.told all my relatives (jw's)told all old jw buddies written to the service desk and told them why i don't want a subscription to their trash maglet the local elders know i never want a call or visit again..and supplied them with a fine amount of apostate literature.told the local elders to put a warning on the territory card of my street saying i don't want any visits ,literature etcsmoke in publicgamble in publicbecome very patriotic and vote...in public.

  however to this day i am confused as to why....... they keep stuffing my mailbox with watchtowers and awakes.. today i recieved no less than 10 magazines forced and torn through the narrow slot of my mailbox.. i ask ...are they dumb and dumber thinking that 1 in a million chances of me returning....is still a chance ?.

  tomorrow i will return the favour.

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  Recycled Garbage !!!

  by Nadsam in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i met a ex-jw this week who left the borg 20yrs ago.

  his kid was a hemophylliac and needed frequent blood transfusions etc.

  fortunately his child grew into a rather normal adult with the aid of modern medicine.

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  High Insulin levels ?

  by Nadsam in

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  dear friends.

  my doctor did a whole battery of bloodtests on me recently (i fainted/lost conciousness a week ago and was admitted to hospital with bloodpressure 195/110 and no i wasn't reading the watchtower at the time !

  )...yesterday i got my results back.......all normal exept my insulin levels !!

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  Calling all Elders..

  by Nadsam in

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  when you were an elder what sucked most....conducting the schoolconducting the book studyconducting the wt study (having to listen to sister know it all answer over and over...)giving public talks (trying to squeeze sense out of a one page summary of total crap)being an attendant at assembliesbeing food/cleaning/work overseer at assemblies & quickbuildsauditing the finances/paying in contributions at the banktaking the lead in unassigned territory serviceshepherding calls !!!!!

  omg !!!!

  !jc'sget togethers and having to pray !praying at the khserving the emblemsgiving counsel at the school/weaklings/youth(e.g young sisters wearing mini skirts & makeup)being always positive about the "new light" and the gb.training young msworking with the circuit overseer when he visited (on saturday afternoons)giving a "special needs talk"never being able to fart, swear or loose your tempercompelled to having missionary sex, not enjoy it and never discuss it..even with your wife, just incase it may be immoralnever seeing any good movieshaving one beer a fortnight .

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  Calling all Bethelites

  by Nadsam in

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  when you were at bethel..what sucked most ?breakfast/daytext/table overseer.monday night wt studytuesdays bookstudy at one of the local cong.wednesday evening fieldservicethursdays parts on the service meetingfridays "family evening" / evening fieldservicesaturdays quick build hall construction assistancesundays field service/meeting/late supperdaily sisters housekeeping/snooping through your possessionscar poolsallowance daylaundry day / missing clothing / badly sewed clothingboring libraryfarm duty !!!

  stalls vs $#it vs gardeninginking the press!digging/carpentry/bricklaying/box packing/loadingnasty crotch grabbin roomiesnot gettin sum..except nasty looks from roomieslousy infermary (basic asprin cures all !!!

  )longest pompous a$$ prayers going on and on and on....old anointed bro's ..that pee themselves and need help !assembly sound duty omg!food service overseeingparking attendant workapostate lookout/security work (it does exist guys !

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  THE APOSTATE VS THE WITNESS

  by Nadsam in

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  a : donates blood to save lives

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  Guy off the street makes donation at Memorial !!

  by Nadsam in

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  she added that along haired bearded guy came off the street into the kh as the memorial was underway !

  when the plate of crackers came past he paused ..dug into his dirty pocket and through some change on the plate!!!!!!!.

  hilarious..btw the server took it off and put it in his pocket.

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  Oldie but goodie : Star Trek Jokes

  by Nadsam in

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  46 things that never happen in star trek the enterprise runs into a mysterious energy field of a type that it has encountered several times before.

  the enterprise goes to check up on a remote outpost of scientists, who are all perfectly all right.

  the enterprise comes across a garden-of-eden-like planet called paradise, where everyone is happy all the time.

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