At last I discover I'm not the only one with great taste in music.
alfie
Posts by alfie
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7I am a Rock
by avengers ini am a rock, i am an island.
i am a rock, i am an island.
i am a rock, i am an island.
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Name Something NEGATIVE About Being A Witness
by minimus infolks.
we did the positive spin about being a witness.
now let's see if we can come up with anything negative about being a jehovah's witness....now, put your thinking caps on!
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alfie
Something negative, hmmm, well I'm not exactly sure where to start. The estrangement from my family? Possibly. Perhaps ceasing my university studies? Always a good negative. The idea that everyone except JW's are worthless? An oldie but a goody. Maybe the fact that I became a freak? That's a keeper.
This is a trick question, right?
alfie
Edited by - alfie on 18 January 2003 13:28:23
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What Was Your Favorite Position?
by minimus in....in the organization, that you had?
did you enjoy being a pioneer or elder?
did you feel that you "were just a publisher"?
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I thought I would enjoy being an elder, but it was very hard work(yeah most of our elder body took our responsibility seriously and we did really care for the congregation) so I was actually relieved when I was deleted(sounds like a computer error,no?) It was then I realized I enjoyed being a regular old publisher and now I enjoy just being regular.
alfie
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I did; over 26 years ago and we're still going strong.
alfie
Edited by - alfie on 17 January 2003 2:46:39
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What RU thinking about?
by alfie in>the functioning of which is.
>enjoyed by members of both sexes.. >is usually found hung, dangling ready.
>loosley for instant action.
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THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG.
>THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS
>ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF BOTH SEXES.
>IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY
>LOOSLEY FOR INSTANT ACTION. IT BOASTS OF
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>A CLUMP OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS AT ONE
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>END AND SMALL HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT
>IS INSERTED, ALMOST ALWAYS
>WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,
>SOMETIMES QUICKLY, INTO A WARM,
>FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE
>IT IS THRUST IN AND DRAWN OUT
>AGAIN AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN
>SUCCESSION, OFTEN QUICKLY AND
>ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.
>ANYONE FOUND LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY
>RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC, PULSING
>SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE
>WELL LUBRICATED MOVEMENTS. WHEN
>FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES BEHIND
>A JUICY, FROTHY, WHITE STICKY
>SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL
>NEED CLEANING FROM THE OUTER
>SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND
>SOME OF FROM ITS LONG GLISTENING
>SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS DONE
>AND THE FLOWING AND CLEANSING
>LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED EMANATING,
>IT IS RETURNED TO ITS FREELY
>HANGING STATE OF REST, READY
>YET FOR ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION,
>HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS
>BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE OR THREE
>TIMES A DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.
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>GUESSED, THE ANSWER TO
>THE RIDDLE IS
>NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........
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How Did Noah Do at the Door?
by Blueblades innoah: good morning!
my name is noah and i'm calling.... householder: ( interrupting) look,make it quick,will you pal,i'm busy eating and drinking.. noah: well,i'll be brief then.
i'm calling on you and your neighbors to discuss world conditions.
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alfie
Yeah, that was pretty funny alright. Igive it two thumbs up.
alfie
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Does anyone else get S.A.D.?
by Aztec inalso known as seasonally affected disorder.
i have been kind of "down" since october.
the lack of sunshine always gets me.. ~aztec
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Hi Az- It's really amazing how many people are affected by S.A.D. In my job I work primarily with people with disabilities as well as the elderly, and during this time of the year there is a really noticeable change in the dispositions of a huge number of my clients. Not only do the shorter, colder days cause a lot of depression, but it also contributes to more confinement for them. As for myself, living in a northern clime, I dread the thought of snow as I detest the stuff. Fortunately we don't get much on the West Coast, but even one flake can really cause me to get the blues. No, you're not alone.
alfie
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Ozzie's Weekend Poll #34
by ozziepost inmrs ozzie prepared the lunch and i made the drinks!
our visitors were baptist folk, so there was no shiraz today, out of respect for their sensibilities!
we enjoyed our conversation about dateline/panorama/sunday and they are taking a tape of the sunday program to various church groups in the south of sydney.
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# 's 1&2 Well, when I learned of the Bible's "promises" as told by the WBTS, back in ' 76,(my wife had known of it 7 years earlier), we both figured that we'd be in the New System within 5 years at the outside. Indeed as each Christmas passed, my darling would reassure us that this perhaps would be the last time we'd have to put up with Satan's world. We're still here and guess what, we had a fantastic Christmas in ' 02. Personally, I'm glad we decided to abandon that New System malarky for a real life.
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY!!!! Yes, I know I'm late, but "we were making rather merry",(a partial quote from the movie "Scrooge" starring Alistair Sims)
alfie
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Just joking officer
by alfie ini went to the store the other day, and i was in there for only about 5 > > minutes.
when i came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking > > ticket.
> > so i went up to him and said, "come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a > > break?
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I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 > > minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking > > ticket. > > So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a > > break?" > > He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a > > pencil-necked idiot. > > He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! > > So I called him a piece of horse s**t. > > He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. > > Then he started writing a third ticket! > > This went on for about 20 minutes... the more I abused him, the more > > tickets he wrote. > > I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. > > I try to have a little fun each day. It's important. >
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Ozzie's Weekend Poll #33
by ozziepost inmrs ozzie and i are enjoying a week in the blue mountains at a convention (no, not a district convention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
) but we didn't want to miss out on our customary poll, so we're sending this from a very welcoming cafe in scenic katoomba.
check it out on the web.
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Hello Oz et al,
Yes there was a time when I truly believed that #1 was the reason that witnesses pitched in and rendered aid, but my thinking for a long while now has prompted me to ask why just to fellow witnesses and few if any others, and why only in times of crises as opposed to regularly. I try to temper these thoughts however, by recalling many witnesses I knew personally, who would show kindness to anybody at any time and reassure myself that these folks practiced this genuine caring in spite of the policy of the WBTS.
alfie