1. get thrown out after tossing strings of beads to sisters getting baptized and yelling "show us your boobs".. .
2. do business witnessing at every adult bookstore while wearing a prominent name badge ( "t. jaracz"), after buying.
bondage magazines and inviting the bored girl behind the cash register to the sunday talk.. .
* Tell everyone in the audience, that the people in the Drama aren't wearing undies.
* Hold up a Playboy Centerfold, while the CO is given his manuscript talk.
* Put blue dye in the baptismal pool.
* Chew massive amounts of bubble gum, and leave it on the seats.
* During the song, put your hand over your heart.
* Walk over to the contibution box, and put your pop can in it.
* Slice the tires of the people in wheel chairs. Telling them if you really believed in Jehover you would be walking.
yesterday i joined the "surgery club"...can't say i wish to keep being a member.
it was a same day surgery, but should have stayed at lest overnight.
didn't sleep much last night, as the pain meds made me itch terribly.
Codeblue,
I hope you recover soon. You talked to me about that you needed to get things taken care of. I hope everything went well? Before long you'll be your young self again.
If you want me to take care of NoDenial, let me know. He can be a pest sometimes. Now it's time he takes care of YOU.....
Sending love your way for a speedy recovery.
Puter
we (my new wife--non-jw) celebrated at home.
some people joked ?...
about partaking at the kh...did anybody do that ?
Yes hoot and toot
many of us here were baptised into the jw organisation.
shotguns shootout thread (part 5) touches on the fact that since 1985 the vows included a dedication to "jehovahs organisation".. have you publicly revoked this?.
why not use this opportunity to revoke your vows to the watchtower organisation?
I didn't dedicate myself to an organization, but to GOD. I see no need to recant that. God knows where I am in my life and why I left the organization. I never participated in the vow that many jw's made. It thought it was hypocracy.
It was a learning experience, and God saw that I had to move on. My eyes were opened, and the light got brighter. The truth set me free from that organization.
Puternut
i am currently supposed to be working on my homework for a college course i am taking, but i seemed to be hooked on lurking.
i have been lurking for about a week now.
i made an appt.
Welcome Purza,
This is your new home now. We're all family. Pull up a chair and let's have a few drinks .
Puternut
we (my new wife--non-jw) celebrated at home.
some people joked ?...
about partaking at the kh...did anybody do that ?
I cooked two lobster tails and had a bottle of Merlot. Then I passed gas.... A Pacific island tradition. Does that count?
argh, come to work and check my email, 114 new ones, 18 with attachements(viruses), on my desk there are numerous new jobs, phone calls on the answering machine.
voice mails on my cell, mail slot got jammed because of all the bills.... i had a great weekend.
it's just so overwhelming on mondays, so i decided to take a quikie break and have a cup of coffee before i dig in to the piles of work.. is it friday yet?.
I read "I mate Mondays"
What a novel idea !
argh, come to work and check my email, 114 new ones, 18 with attachements(viruses), on my desk there are numerous new jobs, phone calls on the answering machine.
voice mails on my cell, mail slot got jammed because of all the bills.... i had a great weekend.
it's just so overwhelming on mondays, so i decided to take a quikie break and have a cup of coffee before i dig in to the piles of work.. is it friday yet?.
It's 72 here in Spokane. That's warm for this time of the year. And here I have to work......... SOB
I wanna go play. Monday's are for the birds. Planning to do some work in my flower garden this evening. Perhaps cooking out on the barbie too. And I need a stiff martini !!!!!!!!!!!! 3 more hours to go
Puter
argh, come to work and check my email, 114 new ones, 18 with attachements(viruses), on my desk there are numerous new jobs, phone calls on the answering machine.
voice mails on my cell, mail slot got jammed because of all the bills.... i had a great weekend.
it's just so overwhelming on mondays, so i decided to take a quikie break and have a cup of coffee before i dig in to the piles of work.. is it friday yet?.
Argh, come to work and check my email, 114 new ones, 18 with attachements(viruses), On my desk there are numerous new jobs, phone calls on the answering machine. Voice mails on my cell, Mail slot got jammed because of all the bills.... I had a great weekend. It's just so overwhelming on Mondays, so I decided to take a quikie break and have a cup of coffee before I dig in to the piles of work.
Is it Friday yet?
Puter- gone- nutty
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i think sam is very grateful for the new light over the years,, because for many years the wt taught that blacks were,, defective,, and made very good slaves.
i think ct russell live pretty close to the mason-dixon line, to ever have a black on his board of directors.
I heard CD's weren't invented until just a few years ago
