1. will the real dummy please stand up?
at&t fired president john walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership.
he received a $26 million severance package.
I have to agree Joanna,
Jessica Simpson is retarded. The quesiton for the ages is "Who is dumber, Jessica Simpson or Britney Spears?"
I saw Simpson on Leno last night. Horrible performance btw. She did Georgio Modero's take my breath away. She looked like a Mad TV spoof of Jessica Simpson, it was that bad.
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i got a kick out of it.
http://homepage.mac.com/webmasterkai/kaicurry/gwbush/dishonestdubya.html
Oh man I just couldnt stop laughing,
peeance freeance
LOLOLOLOL.
Bush would get slaughtered in a debate.
soon the special night will be upon us, when millions of jehovah's witnesses.
will gather together for the sacred purpose of merely passing around the emblems.
of christian salvation and rejecting them.. this event proves to me that anything, no matter how silly, will be treated solemnly.
It's Black Mass.
quotes sent me this,.
http://www.freewebs.com/phineasbg/wyd01.html.
original version.
Running Man,
According to Patio even if evolution is proven false God is still unnecessary.
quotes sent me this,.
http://www.freewebs.com/phineasbg/wyd01.html.
original version.
If god exists there should be a similar level of certainty,
Why?
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for those that are not aware, a yogism is an expression that yogi berra coined that has a certain ironic profoundness because they are profound and it doesnt seem like yogi meant to be profound.. my favorite is: when you come to the fork in the road, take it.
For those that are not aware, a Yogism is an expression that Yogi Berra coined that has a certain ironic profoundness because they are profound and it doesnt seem like Yogi meant to be profound.
My favorite is: When you come to the fork in the road, take it.
i don't know if this thread has been covered before; do you have a favorite song or piece of music or performer?
i know the question seems juvenile.
but, i'm curious.. mine, i think, is a tie between wladyslaw szpilman's performance of chopin's nocturne in c-sharp minor and angela hewitt's version of bach's goldberg variations -- the aria is divine!.
how about
Ministry: So What?, Cannibal Song, Dream Song (these are a little hypnotic)
White Zobmie: Soul Crusher, Welcome to Planet Motherf*****
Sonic Mayhem: Enter Big Gun
Megadeth: Take No Prisoners, Peace Sells, Mary Jane
MadTV : Lick My Baby Back Behind (Britney), Wrong Song (Sisco), Posin' (Limp Biskit)
i've heard 777 or 7777 used as a godly number in christian televangelist hotline numbers, 777music.com is a christian music online store, and the number is supposed to represent an ideally perfect number representing god and his creation.
but it strikes me as a pallid ripoff of 666, and nothing in the bible seems to produce a higher order number above 70 (7 x 10) with 7.
144,000 is of course based on 12 and 10. and contrary to it being such a godly number, it seems to have been the subject to a book on gematria and the kabbalah by satan incarnate himself, aleister crowley.
well if the devil was one upping god with 666 then crowley one upped the devil with 777 but I think 666 was a more profound "one up."
Of course the devil probably didnt come up with 666 it was more likely just applied to him. It does have a certain mystique though there is no doubt. Its kind of like the Swastika.
garcia and the black guy on reno 911 stopped two guys guns drawn, felony arrest procedures really aggresively and were very agitated and nervous sounding as they forced these guys to the ground reciting the apb and suspect derscription.. garcia ordered one to toss his satchel as he was on his ground.
the other guy checked it out and he said "its ok false alarm they're jehovah's witnesses, its ok false alarm.".
"ok boys sorry for the misunderstanding have a nice day.".
Garcia and the black guy on reno 911 stopped two guys guns drawn, felony arrest procedures really aggresively and were very agitated and nervous sounding as they forced these guys to the ground reciting the APB and suspect derscription.
Garcia ordered one to toss his satchel as he was on his ground. The other guy checked it out and he said "Its ok false alarm they're Jehovah's Witnesses, its ok false alarm."
"Ok boys sorry for the misunderstanding have a nice day."
All the time they are crying and terrified. And then back in the car the cops are lauguing,
"aha we got em good"
"haha APB my ass."
it was funny.
