Posts by moomanchu

I wonder why so many kings are needed for the millennial reign? The almighty governing body says 24,000,000,000 people combined from those resurrected and the survivors of the big 'A' could make it into paradise. That gives you 1 king for every 166,665 persons.

Imagine being a perfect spirit king, who probably never sleeps has perfect memory, wisdom, judgement, knowledge. Imagine him ruling with Jehovah's power and authority over near perfect humans in a perfect world with perfect laws. Imagine his kingdom and subject's being the size of Huntsville Alabama.

I want that job! LOL

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BUSTED! Watchtower Exposed kissing Satan's A$$ for money

by Newly Enlightened in

https://youtu.be/tdtewrqqoh4?si=nkjg2coqezp3di1h.

moomanchu

The great prostitute who sits on many waters

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The "faithful servant" died in 1916.............

by BoogerMan in

.........according to the 1922 "faithful slave.

the watchtower may 1, 1922 - faithfulness is loyalty.

"to be faithful means to be loyal.

moomanchu

I like how the cult says,

"This is not man-worship by any means." Then offers no reason as to why it's not.

The only thing I learned from this article is this.

Hod: A three-sided box with a long pole that allows the carrier to rest the load on their shoulder, used on construction sites.

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They are running out of people to do their stuff.

by liam in

this is the watchtower study article being studied today.

so it’s the current new light!.

what are the new qualifications to be an “elder-aka older man...and circuit overseer?.

moomanchu

This will definitely backfire on them. I'm just thinking about my wisdom and decisions when I was 21. Better lawyer up Watchtower, your legal troubles are just beginning.

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Does Jehovah have a sense of humour

by moomanchu in

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friends

we are created in his image so he has to have a perfect sense of humour.

.. the comedy started first thing:.

hey you two dummies.

moomanchu

I feel anymore the earth and humans and all the rest of his creations, galaxies, planets, other life are just his entertainment.

It's like us choosing between Netflix, Prime, YouTube or HBO.

His channels are different planets.

Imagine Jehovah and Jesus arguing over which planet to watch.

Jesus: I'm sick of watching Tatooine.

Jehovah: How about Arrakis?

Jesus: That's even more boring!

Jesus: What about Earth?

Jehovah: Oh yeah! I forgot about that one haven't seen that show in about 2,000 years.

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Does Jehovah have a sense of humour

by moomanchu in

jw
friends

we are created in his image so he has to have a perfect sense of humour.

.. the comedy started first thing:.

hey you two dummies.

moomanchu

We are created in his image so he has to have a perfect sense of humour. .

The comedy started first thing:

Hey you two dummies. I know your so dumb you don't know even the difference between good and evil, but do not eat from this tree of knowledge I placed right here in front of you. If you eat from it, you will get smart and I will kill you.

OK, now you two smarties are cursed and will sweat and struggle to put food on the table. Eve, you will have the worst pain known to man to have children plus you won't have the same desire as your husband, but don't worry he will dominate you. Now get out there and multiply and fill the earth.

Jesus, I want you to pick 144,000 people, make them immortal kings and priests with supernatural powers. All they need do is remain loyal to me till they kick the bucket.

The rest of them, same test or survive the great tribulation and Armageddon. After that see if they remain loyal to me for 1000 years. If they pass that, test them again. If they pass all 3 tests reward them with fruit baskets and lion petting forever.

Any to add?

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News of fires out of control in California

by ballistic in

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hope everyone near to the region affected in california is ok. it's shocking to hear of the destruction.

these affected areas are some of the places i visited when i came on a tour of the us.

malibu, santa barbera, la, santa monica, hollywood and so on..

moomanchu

History teaches us when you have one party or system that is in total control, the government turns to shit. e.g. Democrats in CA.

Mother Nature is Caucasian, coincidence? She's hot, cold maybe tempermental, a sexist would say.

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New Watchtower Study: Apostates and Red Balloons 🎈

by raymond frantz in

https://youtu.be/gt0cuez3emy?si=wur7afqwryddqgnt.

the new watchtower study edition is out and i have a bone to pick with the watchtower with paragraph 14 from study article 14. there we read: "we want to help clear jehovah’s name of all reproach.

consider this scenario: you have a close friend who is kind, generous, and forgiving.

moomanchu

Not sure if you are being facetious about the balloon comments, it's a blood drop.

Guess they won't be changing their blood doctrine anytime soon.

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Pa. Has Charged 14 Jehovah's Witnesses With CSA Just Since Last Fall ! More Expected.

by Sea Breeze in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhwk6pxprkg&ab_channel=thethornbushwasblazing%26yetdidn%27tburnup.

moomanchu

Scully, sorry for your experience.

If it was me I would want justice. (and $$$$)

https://www.injurylawyers.com/statute-of-limitations-by-state-for-child-sexual-abuse/#h-is-there-a-statute-of-limitations-on-child-abuse