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  What's a Good Question to Ask at the Door?

  by NotFormer in

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  the jws haven't been to my door for a while, but i don't doubt that they'll turn up eventually*.

  (i saw easter eggs in the supermarket yesterday, so "memorial" season is fast approaching 🙄).

  what's a good question to ask, to get the ball rolling?.

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  May I have your name and address? I would like to pop in on you unexpectedly with some of my religious literature.
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  What's a Good Question to Ask at the Door?

  by NotFormer in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the jws haven't been to my door for a while, but i don't doubt that they'll turn up eventually*.

  (i saw easter eggs in the supermarket yesterday, so "memorial" season is fast approaching 🙄).

  what's a good question to ask, to get the ball rolling?.

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  It seems like I may have become a return visit. In my last 2 encounters I realize it is best to pick one specific simple point. Don't deviate from it all, otherwise you get lost in the weeds.

  I got to use my analogy of car shopping on the last visit. I asked when you buy a new car do you research it only using the manufacturers information, or do you seek out multiple non related sources? You bought a religion, did you use outside resources to research it or only Watchtower publications?

  No reaction, they seem like they'll be back though. Funny thing is I know their whole family and it’s a big one. Their family has easy 100 people spread through 10 or so congregations. I remember this woman when she was born. Her family moved to a different congregation when she was about 5. She doesn't remember me, but her parents do. She was fascinated I knew things about her when she was young. I went to some epic huge parties with her other relatives . Whole thing is hilarious.
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  144,000 + 1 kings

  by moomanchu in

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  2. friends

  i wonder why so many kings are needed for the millennial reign?

  the almighty governing body says 24,000,000,000 people combined from those resurrected and the survivors of the big 'a' could make it into paradise.

  that gives you 1 king for every 166,665 persons.

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  Anonymous mouse it comes from the Almighty Gods one true channel of truth!

  AKA the American religious cult Jehovah's Witnesses.

  g70 10/8 pp. 18-21
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  144,000 + 1 kings

  by moomanchu in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i wonder why so many kings are needed for the millennial reign?

  the almighty governing body says 24,000,000,000 people combined from those resurrected and the survivors of the big 'a' could make it into paradise.

  that gives you 1 king for every 166,665 persons.

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  I wonder why so many kings are needed for the millennial reign? The almighty governing body says 24,000,000,000 people combined from those resurrected and the survivors of the big 'A' could make it into paradise. That gives you 1 king for every 166,665 persons.

  Imagine being a perfect spirit king, who probably never sleeps has perfect memory, wisdom, judgement, knowledge. Imagine him ruling with Jehovah's power and authority over near perfect humans in a perfect world with perfect laws. Imagine his kingdom and subject's being the size of Huntsville Alabama.

  I want that job! LOL
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  BUSTED! Watchtower Exposed kissing Satan's A$$ for money

  by Newly Enlightened in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  https://youtu.be/tdtewrqqoh4?si=nkjg2coqezp3di1h.

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  The great prostitute who sits on many waters
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  The "faithful servant" died in 1916.............

  by BoogerMan in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  .........according to the 1922 "faithful slave.

  the watchtower may 1, 1922 - faithfulness is loyalty.

  "to be faithful means to be loyal.

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  moomanchu

  I like how the cult says,

  "This is not man-worship by any means." Then offers no reason as to why it's not.

  The only thing I learned from this article is this.

  Hod: A three-sided box with a long pole that allows the carrier to rest the load on their shoulder, used on construction sites.
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  They are running out of people to do their stuff.

  by liam in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  this is the watchtower study article being studied today.

  so it’s the current new light!.

  what are the new qualifications to be an “elder-aka older man...and circuit overseer?.

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  This will definitely backfire on them. I'm just thinking about my wisdom and decisions when I was 21. Better lawyer up Watchtower, your legal troubles are just beginning.
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  Does Jehovah have a sense of humour

  by moomanchu in

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  we are created in his image so he has to have a perfect sense of humour.

  .. the comedy started first thing:.

  hey you two dummies.

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  moomanchu

  I feel anymore the earth and humans and all the rest of his creations, galaxies, planets, other life are just his entertainment.

  It's like us choosing between Netflix, Prime, YouTube or HBO.

  His channels are different planets.

  Imagine Jehovah and Jesus arguing over which planet to watch.

  Jesus: I'm sick of watching Tatooine.

  Jehovah: How about Arrakis?

  Jesus: That's even more boring!

  Jesus: What about Earth?

  Jehovah: Oh yeah! I forgot about that one haven't seen that show in about 2,000 years.
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  Does Jehovah have a sense of humour

  by moomanchu in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  we are created in his image so he has to have a perfect sense of humour.

  .. the comedy started first thing:.

  hey you two dummies.

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  moomanchu

  We are created in his image so he has to have a perfect sense of humour. .

  The comedy started first thing:

  
  

  Hey you two dummies. I know your so dumb you don't know even the difference between good and evil, but do not eat from this tree of knowledge I placed right here in front of you. If you eat from it, you will get smart and I will kill you.

  
  

  OK, now you two smarties are cursed and will sweat and struggle to put food on the table. Eve, you will have the worst pain known to man to have children plus you won't have the same desire as your husband, but don't worry he will dominate you. Now get out there and multiply and fill the earth.

  
  

  Jesus, I want you to pick 144,000 people, make them immortal kings and priests with supernatural powers. All they need do is remain loyal to me till they kick the bucket.

  The rest of them, same test or survive the great tribulation and Armageddon. After that see if they remain loyal to me for 1000 years. If they pass that, test them again. If they pass all 3 tests reward them with fruit baskets and lion petting forever.

  
  

  Any to add?
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  News of fires out of control in California

  by ballistic in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  hope everyone near to the region affected in california is ok. it's shocking to hear of the destruction.

  these affected areas are some of the places i visited when i came on a tour of the us.

  malibu, santa barbera, la, santa monica, hollywood and so on..

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  History teaches us when you have one party or system that is in total control, the government turns to shit. e.g. Democrats in CA.

  Mother Nature is Caucasian, coincidence? She's hot, cold maybe tempermental, a sexist would say.