Posts by cyrus

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I am now the official JW rehabilitater

by troubled mind in

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at least that's what my kid called me last night .... on another thread i explained i am getting phone calls from a jw bible student that is unhappy and confused with the witnesses .

(she suffers from mental illness so i am trying to be very careful what i say to her .

) well now her sister is seeking my advice !

cyrus

is she fit ?if so tell her ur the messiah and shag her that is what wtbts did to all of us

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JW start out early making you feel guilty

by MsMcDucket in

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i remember when they wouldn't give me the kingdom ministry because i wasn't an approved associate/publisher/baptised.

i started thinking god everybody knows that i am not good enough for jehovah.

if i had of only known then what i know now, i wouldn't have fell for it.

Was the Atomic Bombing of Japan Really Necessarry?

by frankiespeakin in

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link and clip:.

http://www.doug-long.com/hiroshim.htm.

hiroshima:was it necessary?part 1 of 2. by doug long.

The pressures of Jehovah's Witness life

by The wanderer in

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the pressures of jehovah's witness life monday was set aside to study for the tuesday night.

meeting.

wednesday was study night for the theo-.

cyrus

SORRY FOR LOWERING THE TONE...........NOT, !!!!!!!!

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The pressures of Jehovah's Witness life

by The wanderer in

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the pressures of jehovah's witness life monday was set aside to study for the tuesday night.

meeting.

wednesday was study night for the theo-.

cyrus

Hi guys i guess i wasnt much of a witness ,i did what i felt like doing no more no l;ess felt sorry for my ex she fell for all the bs including the no oral sex rule mon fos in bethel to blame for that one.lets face it you can blag it big time if you have half a brain cell the secret with pre study is read the question first then scan 4 answer 10 mins 4 wt and ten 4 book .i was always a good reader so even reading 4 cong wt study 4 cong was easy all i did was use a flouro marker to underline answer and everyone would the u were the dogs bollocks no pressure at all .Bit of advice 4 you lovely ladies blagging it with believing husbands buy ur self a rampant rabbit sex toy u wont give a s..t about anything else trust me and u bros get one 4 ur wife she will love u 4 ever and will will not want to get up 4 service u use it on her until she get comfortable with it she will then be at it all day trust me bros she will love it

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Help Me Understand Something-Education/Dating

by tarhillsblue in

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anyone that can help me understand this scenerio please explain.

i am relatively new in "the truth".

i am struggling with some logical things here.

cyrus

first of all you naughty boy college education.you have more chance of getting a bj off the pope than you have of finding a fit sexy sister who is college educated not married not a single mum not a manic deppressive not a man hater closet lesbian.The reason single bros stay at home living with parents is because they are pussy whipped mummies boys who cant iron clothes cook wash thier own hair or have a relationship with a woman who isnt a clone of thier mothers.They are spiritual tho at all the meetings,assemblies,ministry arrangements bown tougueing elders to get assignments hoping to be ms so some dickhead sis will want a clone of her elder dad because that is what they are to to look for in a man .Not a man who will make her come like a train,not a man that would kill or die for her not a man who can cook clean iron and basicly take care of himself who doesnt need another mother replacement .hope that answers ur question bro

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WAS ABRAHAM'S UR IN SE TURKEY?

by badboy in

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it has been suggested that urfa/urrhai in se turkey was the ur that abraham came from.. what do you think?.

cyrus

Ur of the chaldees was in mesopatamia modern iraq not asia minor ie turkey along with many other ancient old testament citys.ur was believed to nbe the first cosmopolitan city of the ancient world older than babylon so when ab left it must have been quite a shock for his family.It would have been like a family becoming jws and accepting thier teachings the breadwinners becoming pioneers and not having a pot to piss in after being quite wealthy

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The NEW Watchtower t-shirt for ... everyone

by gordon d in

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i've just completed the design of our new shirt.

this shirt will be perfect for all jw's... active, apostate, or fading!.

for the active jw on the go it reads, "i dont think so!

cyrus

ha ha il love it and i want one ha ha ha

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Robbed Again!

by hambeak in

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thursday morning 2am cst i got a call from the garland pd my shop was broken into again 3 times this year i am so hopping mad because this is going to put me out of business i can't claim on insurance not that much only a few hundred dollars but the clean up and disruption of business i am at the point of buying a gun.

i had one of the guys replace the window again and this time put heavy duty cage wire over all of the windows.

any suggestion on how to deal with this anger?

cyrus

if u know who it is all you need is a few hard friends to give them a little visit baseball bat massages all round and a couple of slightly underfed dobermans should sort out the security

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Why would this even cross my mind?!?!?!?!

by Juniper in

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well, after 10 years of being together, hubby has decided that he's found his 'soul mate' (the second time this year, neither of which was me) and is moving out.. i'm thirty years old and no kids, thanks to the fact that i spent 12 years in full time service telling everyone it's better to wait until the 'new system' for raising a family.

that's all beside the point - and perhaps better suited for my counselor.

:) anyway, the thought that keeps going through my mind is "this never would have happened if i didn't leave" and "how am i going to find someone to spend my life with at this age and who will understand me the way an ex-jw can"???

cyrus

hi there u poor thing.and as we say in the uk what a wanker ur hubby really is.Anyway what do u mean at ur age ur only thirty yo .my wife and i split two years ago.and since then i have worked in turkey and spain and nearly a year ago i met a 24 yold woman with 2 boys 5 and 7 who i love dearly and have great fun with .Im 39 y o .Its never too late to start again and ur never too old to find happiness .so stop feelings sorry 4 urself make new friends and find someone to have some fun with ,do a bit of auditioning find a man who will make ur toes curl in bed .someone who will make u laugh.And more importantly someone whos more interested in making u happy than meeting his hourly requirements preparing 4 meetings or anything else to do with jws .good luck too u .make it happen ..Cyrus