Too many to mention, but my most recent happened at the memorial the other night......after a couple of dry martini's we went to the lords meal......feeling happy--------well when I got out of the car backside toward the parking attends, my skirt was all bunched up, yep you guessed it my undies were showing for all the spiritual brothers to see................finally when I realized it I fixed it and apoligied to one brother, he said "I didn't see a thing"---------translation "I saw France I saw someones underpants"-----------well that was it. I was a little embarrased but not much...............the end.
Shania
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Your Most Embarrassing Moment as a JW!
by whyamihere inwhat was your most embarrassing moment as a jw?.
i was in 7th grade.
my science teacher was a jw.
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What was the most INTENSE thing a householder did to you while in Service
by GetBusyLiving inwhen i was about 10 years old me and my service partner called on a guy that came to the door with a shotgun.
he just said in the most deadpan voice you can ever imagine: ""if you don't get off my doorstep within the next 30 seconds im going to have to use this.
" that was some scary shit.. we bolted.
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Shania
Good Morning Everybody, Happy Bunny Day My experience dealt with an old priest, he comes to the door collar hafe off ,a cigar haginging out of his mouth.........on Sunday mind you. He sees the WT.&AWK. and goes "Ape" on us. He starts yelling you want truth I'll show you truth---------he then grabs mags out of my hands and rips them up in front of us and throws them in our face........(nice huh) My partner (new to the truth) starts yelling back at him "go take up another collection in your church to buy a new cadilac to ride you sorry ass around!" Now I ask you my friends how could you leave on a postive note? Do you think have a nice day would fit? or perhaps your a goat and are going to be bird food at armageddon. GUESS WHAT WAS SAID?
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Comments You Will Not Hear at the 3-27-05 WT Study (complete article)
by blondie in"?1 corinthians 1:31 (new living translation)http://www.biblegateway.com/.
paragraph 16 (2 times)young people who have been raised as jehovah's witnesses do well to examine whether their christian identity is becoming stronger based on a personal relationship with god.
witnesses of jehovah or christians.
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Shania
Can you imagine recieving this magazine as some one in the "world", I think anyone would be insulted to read this article. Only JW have the true identy of being real chistians who God approves of. How sad that we are taught to treat others so unchristian. Thank you for your hard work as always blondie we really appreciate you over here.
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JW's just came to my door
by Heatmiser injw's just came to my door and i blew an opportunity.. man, i wish they didn't have the kid giving the presentation though.
i wouldn't have had a problem discussing stuff with them.
what would you guys have done?
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Shania
Well to enable a future visit with her parents you could of accept the Awake from the little girl and asked the adults to return next week because you had some questions........by this you would be able to prepare better and you would of made that sweet child happy because you were a nice man that took her magazine........
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Keep on the Watch Brochure questions.
by purplesofa inweek of may 23 (pg 3-10).
week of may 30 (pg 11-19).
why should we personally consider the questions raised on this page?.
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Shania
Hey vittvin you do that too. I leave my book out and watchtower for the weeks study out so when my witness friends from other halls come over I look spiritual and they assume I 'm at my meetings and by knowing the BK. study schedule I'm able to make a comment as if I've been to the meeting and no one is the wiser..............plus I need my WT for Blondies review, My mom ask are you doing you watchtower? I say every saturday mom with some of my friends...........she is happy, because she thinks I'm getting my spiritual food . I also keep the text on the dinning room table, don't read it but it makes a good show for my witness family and friends I have to play the game so as not to rouse suspicion.
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UNBELIEVABLE WT ARROGANCE please help.
by yesidid inreally their egotism knows no bounds.
the text for the memorial day is:.
who really is the faithful and discreet slave?
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Shania
Hi BD!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sorry didn't respond soon I was doing some girl chatting on the phone. I know the double speak but for 30 years I didn't realize thats what they were doing. But now my eyes are open and I can honestly say They don't make any sense...........they are full of themselves.........they are PROUD TO BE HUMBLE, yeah humble right they wouldn't know humility if it came up and bit them on the a**. (sorry I don't use curse words)
Ps. I 'm happy I could make you laugh the other night concerning my ANOINTED FART STORY. I must tell you it was an experince we'll never forget smelling a holy fart from heavenly bound man.........
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UNBELIEVABLE WT ARROGANCE please help.
by yesidid inreally their egotism knows no bounds.
the text for the memorial day is:.
who really is the faithful and discreet slave?
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Shania
I felt just like you do after reading this text,it is all about them and no one else. The text made no sence to me, they give no clear answer who is the FDS, they talk in circles with no direct answer.
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UNBELIEVABLE WT ARROGANCE please help.
by yesidid inreally their egotism knows no bounds.
the text for the memorial day is:.
who really is the faithful and discreet slave?
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Shania
Text for Thursday, March24 2005 taken from watchtower 3/1/04
Who really is the faithful and discreet slave?--Matt. 24:45
Every member of the Israel of God is a dedicated, baptized christians anointed with holy spirit and having a heavenly hope. (Gal. 6:16) Hence, the expression Faithful and Discreet Slave refers to all members of that anointed spiritual nation as a group on earth at any particular time from 33 C.E. until now, just as every Israelite living at any time from 1513 B.C.E. until Pentecost 33 C.E. was part of the pre-christian servant class. (Isa. 43:10) Who, then, are the domestics, who receive spiritual nourshment from the slave? In the first century C.E. every Christian cherished the heavenly hope. Consequently, the domestics were also anointed Christians viewed, not as a group but as individuals. All needed spiritual food from the slave.-----1 Cor. 12:12 w 3/1/04
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New CO final Talk
by stillajwexelder inanybody heard this new talk going around at the moment - it is the last talk on sunday afternoon and it is about depression?
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Shania
That Awake article is what aided my mothers nevous breakdown where the police had to come and bring her to the looney bin for a 3month stay..............SHE REFUSED TO TAKE HER MEDICATION because she thought it was messing her mind up with the demons..................she was very afraid of the demones infecting her household-----------thank you WT Society that was the saddess summer us 5 kids had. But the postive my father blamed her breakdown on the religion and packed away all the "demon" literchure............and said no more of this in our house YEAH FOR DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!! he is smarter than mom at this point........................bad advice from a society who has no business giving medical advice about something THEY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.
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Did You Feel Guilty Because You Couldn't "Do More"?
by minimus intruthseeker made a good thread explaining just how much time we actually do spend in the "cult".
most of us couldn't do everything that was expected.
were you one of the guilty ones??
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Shania
A CO said to our young ones that were graduating from high school that they should go right into pioneering and veiw it as another year of school but the best spiritual training they could get...........now dosn't that sound grand............of course out to eight gratuates not one pioneered, guess they did not want to go to spiritual school for another year............most went to college though..and nobody felt guilty. Thats the adittude we should have; DON'T FEEL GUILTY! The kids have it right.......follow their lead..