Posts by stealyourface

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barf-inducing quote on jw-media.org...

conscience

jehovah's witnesses avoid making rules and regulations beyond those provided in the scriptures, and they do not follow traditions that contradict bible teachings.

emphasis is placed on personal application of bible principles and the value of a sound, bible-based conscience.matthew 15:9; 2 corinthians 1:24.

stealyourface

This is a good one for Quotes. They make it waaay too easy on themselves to sue for embarassment.

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i posted this on a different thread regarding my mother but her sister (my aunt) told her that because i left the "truth" and am living my life outside of bible principles, that the "demons" are affecting her.

she told my mom that twice last week, "the demons pushed her" and caused her to fall.

because my mother associates with me and my mom associates with her sister----therefore the "contact" is made thru my mother to her.

stealyourface

I never had problems with demons untill I started using Google. It pointed me to this place, and now I've turned my back on pure ~~bull~~ worship.

Gary, thank dog for your broad apostate shoulders

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A reminder for Witnesses who deny this

by gumby in

here's a precious little gem for jehovahs witnesses who deny what their organisation really teaches.. when they are directly asked..." do you believe your the only ones who will be saved"?

they try and wiggle out of it with some vague, obscure answer.

below is what they really believe.. watchtower 1989 september 1 p. 19 remaining organized for survival into the millennium .

stealyourface

Does anyone know if the bound volume has been ~~changed~~ updated to newspeak?

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November is WTS Fundraising Month

by Severus in

deep a bit deeper friends:

this is from the kingdom ministry november 2005 "service meeting schedule".

fundraising starts early during the week of 14 november:

stealyourface

3 For example, last year many brothers contributed toward helping those affected by the tsunami disaster in South Asia. This heartfelt response in the way of donations to the organization's relief funds was very much appreciated. However, when donations are earmarked specifically for a certain disaster, it is necessary in some countries to use such funds only for the purpose specified by the donor and within a certain period of time, whether the needs of our brothers have been cared for locally or not.
4 Consequently, it is recommended that donations for humanitarian and relief assistance be made to the worldwide work.

Holy crap! They have NO shame! The out-right admit that they intend to deny money to people who desperately need it!

Can a group of apostates take up a collection for a specific relief effort, and mark the check for a specific purpose. Make it for something traceable, such as a soup kitchen in New Orleans, or some other disaster area. Follow through on such, if it is not used as intended file a qui tam lawsuit? When the State of NY or the Feds see it, i'm sure they would be interested in recovering all the taxable revenue that the world wide investment scam is claiming as corban.

I know, dream on.

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Embarassing situation

by ColdRedRain in

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friends

the other day, my mom foun pictures of me getting a lapdance.

i was very embarassed when i saw it, but now she wants to read the bible to me so i won't go to strip clubs anymore.

can you say "pure hell"?

stealyourface

Do you live at your Mom's house? Will she buy the excuse you were informal witnessing?

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Quote from a Famous Repulican...

by hillbilly in

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friends

submitted for your dining and dancing pleasure.....

"should any political party attempt to abolish social security, unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history.

there is a tiny splinter group, of course, that believes you can do these things.

stealyourface

Hey, there must be some unemployed executives from Enron, Tyco and Level 3 available to administer the privatized social security program. I'm sure their investors have some great recipits for cat food.

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Has the exodus begun now?

by toby888 in

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friends

anyone have any real information if the great exodus has begun?

tickle my ears-

stealyourface

It looks like the greatest drop off of baptisims was between '97 and 98. To humanity's credit, they have been declining ever since. Could that be attributed to the more people using the internet, or some aspect of JW dogma? Is that about the time they announced new light on what a generation was?

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WT Dec 1st 2005, calls us "pests" to be exterminated

by BluesBrother in

ok, if somebody has commented on this article before, well i guess i missed it.

this really got my goat though .

it really plumbs the depths of sadistic, heartless, thinking .

stealyourface

LOL, Swalker! Kill the Wabbit, Kill the Wabbit!(to the tune of Wagner's Valkeries).

Seriously, with the past comments about how it is too bad the secular authorities won't let true believers administer a good stoning, and later articles on why Phinneas makes shis-ke-bob out of Zimri, I gotta wonder if they are not being primed for something...or being used as a proving ground for some other entity (call me Rusty Shackleford!).

This may be more seperating work. Those who really have a conciense will reason on this, and get the heck out. The ones that are left are hard core. Any natural affection has been leached right out of them.

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FDS says "bury your toilet waste for Jehovah!"

by jstalin in

from the current beacon of knowledge, the fds web site:.

http://www.watchtower.org/library/rq/index.htm?article=article_09.htm.

5. physical cleanness: because they represent god, christians should keep their bodies and clothing clean.

stealyourface

FDS=Fecal Distribution System. They know their crap. They have been spreading it around for 125 years.

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I wonder if the WTS will fleece those getting relief assistance!

by lawrence in

i wonder if the wts will fleece those getting relief assistance!

those at shelters will be getting $2000 (or something per family), but those at "the brothers' homes" will need to show up somewhere to receive that assistance, or however things will work.

in that light, will crooklyn send down some folks to act as "power of attorney" to grab up the loot, and then coerce "the faithful" to donate a cut, seeing that the world wide family is acting so benevolently (at this time).

stealyourface

It was announced an hour ago on CNN that FEMA has suspended that program, citing security concerns. Must be worried about people being shaken down for their card.