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  Big News! The Watch Tower Society has developed an edible Bible.

  by garybuss in

  1. social
  2. humour

  the watch tower society has at last developed a product that will sell, edible literature.

  the edible magazines are delicious and their shipping and storage only presents minor challenges.

  the magazines need to be kept in a temperature range of about 44 degrees.

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  Soilant Green is made of people!!! ITS PEOPLE!!!!

  (obscure 1970s schlock-film reference)
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  For those who Believe the bible to be true............

  by defd in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  who is your favorite bible character and, or, account and why?

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  Do we really need to "believe the bible to be true" to have a favourite character? I mean, I dont believe Star Wars is true either but I still have a favourite character!

  Having said that, I would have to say Satan was the most interesting character
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  Terry, Leolani: your flat-earth lie is debunked..

  by Shining One in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/10/98216/1692264/post.ashx#1692264 .

  go here then you will find the link.

  enjoy the read.

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  Devon,

  That was a fantastic post. Its highly illuminating to see exactly who "shining one" gets his intellectual inspiration from.
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  is this Newbie initiation day?

  by kid-A in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

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  i have spotted at least 10 newbies this week-end !!!

  seems the rebel forces are growing stronger by the minute....... welcome y'all !

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  kid-A

  I have spotted at least 10 newbies this week-end !!! Seems the rebel forces are growing stronger by the minute......

  welcome y'all !
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  Next Date to Be Moved 1914 to 1957.

  by Blueblades in

  1. jw
  2. friends

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  here is what was mentioned in coc.

  it was mentioned that the generation date could be moved from 1914 to 1957,. so, they would leave 1914 as the end of the gentile times, and re-instate the generation doctrine from 1914 to the 1957 date.. naw, they wouldn't do this.they promised not to fool around with this dating stuff ever again,right.. blueblades

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  kid-A

  You can order it here: www.commentarypress.com

  Its a fantastic book written by a former member of the governing body, Ray Franz, detailing his disillusionment and exile from the WTS during the great WTS purge of 1980.
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  There Is A Logical Explanation For All Of It

  by Honesty in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  that's what i was told when i called 718-560-5600 and asked a brother in the service department about all the flip flops on blood and other doctrines over the past 50 years.

  not once did he mention 'new light' or 'old light'.

  then he became a little confused when i mentioned that a lot of 'worldly' people are encouraging the jw's to compare "new light' with 'old light' because a lot of it is complete reversals and turn-arounds that are circularly oriented.

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  Honesty,

  Did you by any chance record that conversation? I think it would be PRICELESS to hear that !!!
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  Richie Update!

  by RichieRich in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  its me again, and its time for our semi-weekly installment of "richie's life".

  we'll start off with the homefront.

  my father had gaulbladder removal surgery yesterday and a cat scan also found that he has something involving colon polyps.

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  Congrats on your academic rankings, that rocks. You should give your graduation speech TOPLESS....

  Havent they replaced Carey Barbour with a wax statue???
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  New!

  by gaybeat in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  hey i'm new, you can call me scott.. anyways, here's a blurb.

  i'm 20, and gay haha, and i have been going to jw meetings since highschool, and still going.

  now its gotten to the point where its just nap time and incredibly boring.

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  Welcome to the board, Scott!

  It sounds like you probably have some interesting experiences to share during your tenure with the borg! Looking forward to you posts...

  cheers
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  What would Jesus say if he was a member of this forum?

  by ballistic in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i think he would quote people by saying "for just as you have written...".

  then he would start with "truly i tell you today...".

  and then come out with amazing, profound yet completely vague reference such as "for by your words you will be acquitted, and by your words you will be condemned".

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  I think Jesus would be using a Blackberry....
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  How Can The JW's Spiritually Help Anyone...

  by Honesty in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  when they aren't even sure of their own salvation?

  they come to our doors telling us that we can live in paradise knowing that the wtbts tells them that even the jw's aren't assured of a place in the new system.

  can you imagine how that must affect them if they stop and think about it?.

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  Thats the genius of it!! They themselves dont even know for sure if they will have a seat on "jehovahs magic bus" hence driving their own sense of paranoia and need to "do more" peddling for the corporation in order to ensure that their own asses get saved....

  Regardless, 99% of the people they actually contact just find them an annoyance and just avoid answering the door if they know its a couple of dub androids. The other 1% just take the magazines to get rid of them!! LOL