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  "THE LIGHT JUST GOT BRIGHTER-----AGAIN"

  by new boy in

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  i like the society never apologize anymore!

  if i say something wrong or do something incorrect i merely say excuse me the light just got brighter.

  most people look confused when i say this, as do the people in the watchtower bible tract society, but i felt it works for them,------------ its good enough for me.. excuse me the light just got brighter yes i like the sound of that.. one member of the writing department said to another we really got this disfollewshipping thing wrong-------- first we say we cant talk to them.

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  chezza

  Stop shining that torch in my face will ya
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  Did we miss someone?

  by ozziepost in

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  it seems to me that there have been a lot of posters on board of late and many only started in recent weeks.

  we're glad to have you aboard.. we usually like to acknowledge the first posts of newbies but i fear that because of the huge number of posts being made many of us have not been able to keep up with everything that's happening.. so i'd like to take the opportunity of saying a special "welcome!

  ' to all those i've missed in acknowledging.

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  chezza

  Thanks ozzie and its great to feel at home and welcome here :)
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  My baby

  by Kep in

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  hi there,.

  i've been mia for a week now and thought i would share my news with you.. here's is my precious baby girl, born 20 march.. her name is jahkeil.. nothing to do with any religion, just came out that way.. i wanted my child to carry my dad's name (jack).. .

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  chezza

  Congrats to you and your family kep she is adorable.
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  the end of this system

  by rnovello in

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  so when do the jws tell now that the end is to come since the other dates were wrong, anyone know?

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  chezza

  Bloody long corner isnt it!
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  Bully Held Responsible for Teen's Suicide

  by Scully in

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  http://www.canada.com/ottawa/story.asp?id={54ea3ea1-1889-46cb-acfd-22cc0b0b79fd}.

  teen found guilty in abbotsford bullying that led to suicide.

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  chezza

  Call me if you need anything at all beck
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  Bully Held Responsible for Teen's Suicide

  by Scully in

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  http://www.canada.com/ottawa/story.asp?id={54ea3ea1-1889-46cb-acfd-22cc0b0b79fd}.

  teen found guilty in abbotsford bullying that led to suicide.

  canadian press .

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  chezza

  Oh beck .........
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  This is a really good one....

  by Inquiry in

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  hey all..... i recently heard the funniest prank..... a neighbour of mine came over, with a beer i might add.... nice fellow... and during conversation found out that i used to be a witness... he was asking me questions and then he got this funny smirk on his face... i thought it was something i said, so i asked him what i did.... he started laughing and said he was just remembering what he and a friend did about three years ago around christmas time..... i had been out of the borg for over a year at that point.... apparently, these two pranksters... of course whilst drinking deeply of the barley and hops laden waters of life.... went to a canadian tire, bought $75 worth of christmas lights (about $5 usd...lol) and in the wee hours of a sunday morning... put them up around my old kh and lit them up for all to see when they came in for the 10 am meeting..... i asked around and apparently it's true!

  laugh!

  i thought i'd die!!!!!

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  chezza

  very funny indeed, the sad thing though is how many kids faces would have lighten up when they saw them only to probably be told off by their parents.
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  Do Jehovah's Witnesses practice magic?

  by kenpodragon in

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  do jehovah's witnesses practice magic?.

  i think this is a question most people will see and go, "what is he talking about?

  " the thing is when scientist have studied cultures and seen how their shaman have practiced magic, they have found that in many ways the men have used forms of meditation and prayer that relate close to the christian prayer form.

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  chezza

  Sometimes i would love to practice voodoo on some people who deserve it in the organization, i would make their genitals itchy while they are giving a talk or something so they have to scratch.
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  How Many DF'ing Offences Have You Committed?

  by Englishman in

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  i must confess that her ladyship and i lived together for 6 months before we got married, so that must be, er...say 200?.

  then we used to spend 3 nights a week gambling in tiberiuss casino, even after we got married, so.....umm, say another 250?.

  i must have eaten black pudding, say, 100 times?.

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  chezza

  Ah seedy interesting point there, i have been thinking about this alot lately given i was disfellowshipped for adultery, how come in the bible the men of god who were even called gods friends were allowed to have wives concubines and so on, why wern't they accused of adultery?
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  Bully Held Responsible for Teen's Suicide

  by Scully in

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  http://www.canada.com/ottawa/story.asp?id={54ea3ea1-1889-46cb-acfd-22cc0b0b79fd}.

  teen found guilty in abbotsford bullying that led to suicide.

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  chezza

  Very tragic, bullying can be so mentally trying its no wonder people suicide, i was the victim of a bully at school and i was so terrified to go to school that i wagged alot.